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The New Bob World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
Fridee,
May 23, 2003
EXTRY!! EXTRY!!!
REED ALL ABOUT IT!!!
NEW COWBOY
MOTION PICHURS
DONE HIT TOWN!
Letters to the Editer
Grand Opening Tonite!!
Mosquito Joe's Drive In Theatre
When: Tonite!! Show starts at dusk. Git there early and pick yore seat!
Where: Take Sewage Overflow Road east way out of town. Turn left behind Bubba Bowl. Mosquito Joe's Drive-In is located raht on the swamp, jest downwind of the chicken ranches. Once yew enter the front gate, don't back up - tire damage can result.
Warning: Try to park as close to the middle of the lot as yew kin. Keep away from the high grass and keep yore winders rolled up at all times while enjoying the movies, exspayshully during those sweltering summer evenings.
How much: I don't no butt hit ain't cheep, I'll say that. No personal checks. And, yes, they do check the trunk for freeloaders and snacks.
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WARNING!! WARNING!! -- Politicle Advertizemint Ahead!! -- WARNING!! WARNING!!
Hidee Friends and Neighbers!
Are yew like me in that yew are jest sick to death of worthless politicians making promises they cain't keep? Then reed on!
Attention hard working men!
How bout this - yew tarred of paying all yore hard urn money to the gubmint? Yew like bass fishing? Free food, and plenty of it? Then the
Communist Party of Appalachia
mite jest bee the thang yew bin looking far!! Heer ire plee, heed the call and call the heeds!! Check it out!!
Attention professional wimmen!
And, yes, yew wimmen -- the
CPA
needs yew all, tew!!! We got plenty of dirty laundry jest like the Democrats, fish to cleen, floors to scrub and so forth. Heer ire plee and heed the call, exspecially if yew got access to a nice late model bass boat and motor! Check it out!!
Click here to see the CPA's Big Johnson!!
Whew!! -- End of Politicle Advertizemint -- Whew!! End of Politicle Advertizemint -- Whew!!
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