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Kick-Ass Articles
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I Wouldn't Want To Ruin The Ending To Pretty In Pink For Anyone, So Please Proceed With Caution.
Written: July 5, 2004
Holy Shit Tuesday Was Just Scratching The Surface and My Roommate's Straightosity Is Now Being Called Into Question
Written: June 19, 2004
By Far The Worst Type of Person In The World To Live With Is A Straight Yet Fruity Guy
Written: June 15, 2004
It's A Darn, Darn Shame That Hoobastank Is Just An Abbreviation For Its More Descriptive Full Name
Written: June 4, 2004
And the Gutmeister HAS COME BACK. Fear not, my long awaited return is rife with all the splendor one could imagine stemming from a nearly 2-month hiatus.
The HOLY GRAIL Revealed At Last (No need to waste your time with a poorly researched novel like The Da Vinci Code
Written: May 24, 2004
More Etiquette Talk With Dr. Gut
Written: April 5, 2004
Proper Bathroom Etiquette Finally Explained
Written: February 24, 2004
More Highlights (and Lowlights) from King Gut's Kick-Ass Cruise to the Caribbean
Written: January 27, 2004
Highlights from King Gut's Kick-Ass Cruise to the Caribbean
Written: January 17, 2004
A Continuation of One Man's Sketchy Saga in the Quest for Procreation
Written: December 19, 2003
This Article is a Tribute to That One Person in Every Group That Simply Defines Sketchiness
Written: December 16, 2003
More Quotes from the Comm School? The Number of People with IQs below Zero is Staggering
Written: October 31, 2003
Does It Really Make Any Sense To Put the Toilet Lid Down? In a Word, No, You Fucking Assholes.
Written: September 27, 2003
Quotes from the Idiots that Populate the Comm School
Written: September 12, 2003
The Story of the Slut and the Handsome Prince
Written: August 30, 2003
Other Observations From My New York Trip
Written: August 25, 2003
A Guide to the New York Subway System
Written: August 5, 2003
Could It Be Any Hotter Out?
Written: July 28, 2003
Give the Real Gift of Love for a Friend's Birthday
Written: July 15, 2003
Updated: July 27, 2003
Note to Self: Monday Night It Is
Written: July 08, 2003
It's Equally Amazing How Stupid People Are
Written: June 30, 2003
It's Amazing How Stupid Kids Are
Written: June 23, 2003
Updated: July 13, 2003
Desperate Chicks Suck (clever pun intended)
Written: June 17, 2003
Why is it So Hard to Admit if Your Sister's Hot?
Written: June 12, 2003
Helping people is for suckers.
Written: June 7, 2003
That Ain't No Cracka Spitting the Rhymes!
Written: June 4, 2003
Astute Umpiring Observations
Written: June 2, 2003
Updated: June 14, 2003
Why Do Annoying People Have to Talk to Themselves? A Freudian Analysis
Written: May 28, 2003
An Introduction to the Gutmeister
Written: May 28, 2003
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