These are the lyrics to the various songs you’ll hear if you watched the show. A line break indicates a pause in the song. Click on the title of the song to download the Real Audio Version. Click here if you need a Real Player.
(Announcer)Will somebody please cue that bird?
(Chorus)Samurai Pizza Cats!
(The Cats) Oh yeah!
(Announcer) Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Speedy) Right on!
(Announcer) They're sniffin' out crime, and you know that ain't balogna!
There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch,
(Guido and Polly) That's right!
(Announcer) A heck of a fighter, makes a heck of a lunch!
*Speedy swallows a Halebit*
And little Polly Ester, who's never afraid,
(Polly) That's me!
(Announcer) Of goin' into battle when the bad guys invade!
There's Guido Anchovy, a wild, romantic rover!*Guido panting in the backround*
This cat gets knocked down with a love hangover!
(Chorus) Here come the Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) They're so bad!
(The Cats) Tada!
(Announcer) They've got more fur than any turtle ever had!
(Chorus) They're stronger than old cheese!
(Announcer) Stronger than old cheese?
(Chorus) They're stronger than dirt!
(Announcer) Stronger than dirt!
(Chorus) If you step on their tails,
(Announcer) Not on my tail!
(Chorus) then you're gonna get hurt!
(Announcer) Don't hurt me!
(Speedy)AAA!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(The Cats) *Moaning*
(Announcer) They're fighting crime...
(Chorus) All over town! 4... 3... 2... 1...
Pizza Cats are on the run!
(Announcer) The Big Cheese is the villain, whose lower than low!
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo!
We've got our nasty Bad Bird, some nasty Ninja Crows.
As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show!
So sit right back, kick up your feet, and turn the sound up high,
And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza pie!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
*Announcer laughing in the backround*
*Speedy falls of a bridge into some water*
Fan Club Oath
(Announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cat Fan Club Oath!
(Big Cheese) The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
(Jerry Atrick) Their antics take your breath away,
(Big Cheese) Like furballs in your throat!
(Speedy) We kittens are a special breed! We never call retreat!
(Guido) Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down,
(Polly) We land upon
*Polly blows you a kiss*
our feet!
(Announcer) So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell!*Speedy ringing a bell*
Although you may be pen and ink, we know you'll fight like:
(Chorus) Pizza Cats!
Closing Theme
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do.
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you!
Just a reminder, you might like to know,
The Cats will be back for another big show!
Hahahahahahaha! Oh, gosh!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
They're fighting crime,
(Announcer) Oh yes,
(Chorus) All over town!
Two, four, six, eight,
Why do we exaggerate?
Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) Read all the credits, so you'll know who did the work!
Samurai Pizza Cats!
This song is played whenever the Pizza Cats transform
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) They make great pizza, but that ain't all!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) They're ready to fight, when you need 'em, just call!
They know how to stop crime, just do what they say.
If you don't want a bad time, stay out of their way!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) The heroes who always wear fur!Hahahahahaha!
Oh, I think I have a furball!
(Chorus) Meow-Meow, Meow-Meow
(Announcer) Three, five, seven, nine, why do we sing this crazy part in rhyme?
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) They're fighting crime all over town!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) One more time! They're fighting crime all over town!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(There is another possible part of this song, continue this part after the 3-5-7-9 part)
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats
(Announcer) They're ready to blast off, so you better stand back!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Announcer) They've got justice to go, and they're on the attack!
(Chorus) Samurai Pizza Cats!
(Lucille) Once, everyone thought that we were square,
That we weren't going anywhere,
But now things have changed, as you can see!
(Polly) I spent my dreams just making meals,
Fighting crime and spinning wheels,
But now I sing my song for you!
(Polly and Lucille)OOOOOOO!
Songs are what life is all about,
Makes me want to scream and shout,
And now I'm as happy as can be!
Now, I just sing and make new friends!
They'll think that I'm a living end,
I hate to admit it, but it's true!
(Polly and Lucille) OOOOOOO!
(Lucille) We're the Pointless Sisters now!
(Polly) So relax! Don't have a cow!
(Polly and Lucille) When we're through just clap your hands, we'll take a bow!
We're Pointless Now!
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