Frequently Asked Questions and crazy emails
LoL. Alright there have been ALOT of questions i have been asked in the past years i have created harrypotterGUYS. So many questions that i have decided to post them here for all to read. Some of them are quite funny, others quite stupid, and some just plain weird. I won't post who sent them, because they might get offended..and NONE of these neomails or emails were sent from any member of the guild :P. There hysterical. I never answered the questions but i guess ill do that here today!!
Q.OMG!!! You're guild is the shiznit!! I totally love Dan, lyke he is so cute!!! You know soooooo mchu about him! DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HIM!!!!! If you do can you give me his addy!
A.Um....well first off thank you for the compliments and yes dan is cute. But sorry to say I don't know Dan...If i did i wouldnt be on neopets making a guild about him. I would be out dating him XD
Q.Orlando Bloom is way better then Tom, Dan and Rupert, they are ugly, why make a guild about them when you can make it about orlando.
A.Hunny. Get your eyes checked. In my opinion Orlando Bloom is ugly and a bad actor. In LOTR he looked like a girl. I suggest you go make a guild about Orlando...i doubt anybody would join otherwise
Q.Can i have Tom and Dans Phone number
A.If i had Tom and Dans phone number, everytime i updated on the guild it would read "OMG GUYS I TALKED TO TOM AND DAN TODAY!!! DAN WAS LIKE SUP BABY HOWS IT GOING :D:D:D:D...believe me..i dont have there number
Q.I don't like Rupert
A.Is that my problem?
Q.I'm Rupert Grints girlfriend. You guys in your guild say that he is single and crap like that WELL HE AINT AIGHT!!! He is dating me he is jstu keppin our relateuonship on the dwon low
A.Rupert wouldn't date a girl who has the spelling level of third grade
Q.EMMA IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD YAHH GIRL POWA!!!
A.LoL is this emma.....
Q.WHY YOU ALWAYS DRAGGING ON EMMA!!! SHE IS THE BEST ACTRESS EVER YOU ARE JUST A B!@#$. Stop paying attention to her chest pervert!!!
A.How can I pay attention to her chest when she doesnt have one. And emma....an actress...LOL. Me a bitch....umm maybe:D
Q.I met Tom at the POA premiere and he said i was pretty and stuff and he gave me his phone number. ARENT I LUCKY!!!
A.LOL. Tom Felton wouldn't give you the time of day
Q.DAN AND RUPERT ARE UGLY wh00t wh00t GO TOM!!!!
A.Yes Tom is hot...but so is rupert and dan.
Q.Are you Emma Watson
A.WTF!!?!!...yes i am Emma Watson..i just like to make fun of my bad fashion sense and make fun of how i have no chest and i like to drag on about how super stupid i am....come on people COMMON SENSE
Q.ARE YOU DATING TOM FELTON!!!
A.yes...XD...
(if you didnt hint the sarcasm im not)
Q.Did you know at the after party for POA Dan and Emma were making out in the bathroom!!!
A.God. You people. I can't even imagine that.where do you here this crap.
Q.I was on this chatboard and someone said you were ruperts girlfriend
A.yes:D
im kidding....
Q.TOM HAS BAD ACNE *BARF* IT IS NASTY
A.It's called puberty hunny...we all go through it
Q.are you Tira Banks
A.WTF!!!???...
Q.At the POA after party i saw Emma Watson and Daniel radcliffe and tom felton grinding
A.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lord so is this just some weird love triangle. Please keep your gossip to yourself..even tho if that happened (WHICH IT DIDNT) i wouldnt mind being emma...;)...
Q.Why is Rupert so god dam hot...
A.I would love to know the answer to that also
Q.OMG I LOVE YOU TOM FELTON!! YOU ARE SO HOT AND I LOVE YOUR GUILD
A.Lord chick. Hold youself together i aint Tom Felton...why the hell would tom make a guild about how hot he is....well he could do that....cause he knows how hot he is..i would join:D
Q.Dan i love you so much i wanna kiss you and all! Neomail me back! cya!
A.I'm not Daniel Radcliffe....Once again girls. Dan wouldnt make a guild about how hot he is..
Q.RUPERT YOU ARE MY BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND YOUR EMAIL ADDY ON NEOPETS!!!
A.LOL. K girls thats enough about me being the HP guys..IM NOT..seriously...how old are you girls?
Q.Who is the Half Blood Prince. PLEASE TELL ME!!
A.um...sorry im not JK Rowling. But my moneys on Mark Evans or Dean Thomas
Q.I THINK HERMIONE IS THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE
A.God...are you seriously stupid....(not to be rude hunny) Hermione is not a a PRINCE...as in male...(but emma is) and another thing hermione is a MUDBLOOD.
Q.Can you leave your guild to join mine!
A.no...then i would have to delete MY guild
Q.we should both sleep with daniel radcliffe then after steal his clothing!
A.SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN!XD..i call his boxers...(okay im obviosuly kidding) you have a twisted mind....
Q.EMMA IS COOL! WHY YOU HATE HER...YOU DONT EVEN KNO HER
A.um.....you dont know her either...so i dont know how YOU know she's so cool
Q.I HOPE DAN AND EMMA DATE AND KISS AND HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC AND MAKE OUT INFRONT OF YOUR WHOLE GUILD TO TEACH YOU PEOPLE A FRIGGIN LESSON
A.lol. that wouldnt teach us a lesson. It would make us hate emma more. And we would probably go on a rampage and attack emma.....and maybe attack dan in the process
Q.I HOPE HERMIONE AND HARRY HOOK UP IN THE BOOKS SO YOU CAN WATCH DAN AND EMMA MAKE OUT..
A.um..i bet this is the same person lol. If JK Rowling actually did that then i would attack her...
Q.You know eventually Emma and Rupert will have to do some kissing in the movies...so shut up and stop complaing
A.WTF???! Who said i was complaining about the hermione and ron relationship...god dammit, I know they probably will. Not like Rupert wants to kiss her anyways.
Q.DID YOU HERE RUPERT GRINT AND HILARY DUFF ARE GOING OUT!
A.Yes i heard that....but come on you people. Hilary is too busy fighting over aaron carter
Q.DID THE OLSEN TWINS CALL TOM FELTON HOT!!!???!
A.yes...they did
Q.IS THIS RUPERTS BROTHER! TELL YOUR BRO HE IS HOT!! TELL HIM YOU ARE HOT TOO!
A.K chick sorry to break it to you but i am a FEMALE aight. And another thing if i was Ruperts bro why would you tell me to tell me how hot i am...make sense please!.
Q.AREN'T YOU GUNNA CRINGE WHEN KATIE LEUNG GETS TO KISS DAN RAD!!
A.YES...lol. That lucky beotch
Q.Rupert is really hot and i have this crazy obbessesion with him...the weird thing is im 27 years old..do you think that's weird, i want him..
A.um...if your a fan and think he is a cute adorable boy...i guess it's all cool...umm you can think he is a maturing handsome guy...but to go all out and want him...ughh i dont think you should be asking a 14 year old this LOL. And umm if you ever met rupert and tried to sudece him you would probably be arrested for child molestation.....hopefully this is a joke LOL.
Q.Dan gave me his number WANT IT!!
A.No...because it's probably some 50 year old balding dudes number who wants kids to come to his house.
Q.I am an extra on the POA and GOF set. And i saw emma and dan making out in a trailer..me and rupert were laughing so hard. then i told rupert i liked him and then he said he liked me too!! We are going out on our first date next week ANY IDEAS!!! and dan and emma are coming it is a double date
A.Dear Lord...do you think i believe ANY of this rubbish. Butif you were going out with Rupert on a date you shouldnt ask advice from me because i would probably give you the worst advice since i wouldnt want you on a date with him. And i suggest you stop making up all this gossip crap
Q.OMG IS THIS TOM AND DANS PERSONAL EMAIll......i wanna make out with chu guys
A.HAHAHAHA. GIRLS I AINT TOM DAN OR RUPERT.....im not even joking..im not
Q.Who is your favorite and least favorite HP boy
A.Thank god...a SENSIBLE question: At first i had the weirdest obbessesion with Dan Radcliffe. It was so physco my mom found a letter i wrote to him once...it was very personal and she kept it and i was freaking out until i found it in her purse..she was laughing at me forever. My dad go worried actually because i had like 1000 pictures of him on my computer. Then i saw Tom at the Scoooby Doo premier (the one where emma was wearing that hideous white outfit) and i was like HOLY SHIZZAT THIS GUY IS HOT. Then I kinda shoved dan over to the side...and then rupert came and i kinda lost interest in dan all together. Even though i still think Dan is really hot. In order i love 1. Tom, 2. Rupert 3. Dan. Dan has been pissing me off lately. To much emma canoodling:P
The most Desperate chicks ever
Q.(This next email is HILARIOUS) Hey I am Ruperts Ex Girlfriend. We had to break up because of his busy schedule in the HP movies. I still love him and all but he changed him mobile phone number and everything. He thnks im some stalker or something. I love him so much and it would be an HONOR if you told him how much i love him...i even wrote him a poem:
Rupert... ilove you
Rupert it's true
without you i feel blue
Please give this to rupert!! I LOVE HIM and can you tell me his new mobile phone number! And his email addy! THNX
A.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAH. Hunnie that is the most DESPERATE attemt i have seen ever in my life to get a guy ever. Like seriously...that poem was really stupid...you sound like you're in third grade. believe me if i DID have his mobile phone and addy i would send this to him ASAP and he would laugh his ass off.
Q.OMG i did it with Danil and now i had HIS BABY!!!! I need to call him so i can tell him! Can i have his addy! WE DID IT 4 YEARS AGO!!
A.LOL. THREE WORDS...get a life (you cant even spell his own friggin name..im sure he is the father of your own friggin baby) HE IS 14! MAKING him 10 WHEN YOU GUYS DID IT...LORD WOMEN!
Q.OMG! I was totally looking through my photo album and i saw this dude that looked like tom when he was just a little kid! Then my mom broke the news that i was related to TOM!!! HE IS MY STEPBROTHER!!! Please giveme his fone number he is SOOOO FRIGGIN HOT I NEED TO CALL HIM
A.WTF IS THIS!!! F@#$!!! YOU WERE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR ALBUM AND YOU FIND OUT YOUR RELATED TO HIM AND YOU GO ON TO SAY HOW FRIGGIN HOT HE IS...girl you messed up your own story..YOU THINK YOUR STEP BRO IS HOT...lord girl get a LIFE..
Q.I was waking dwn the seetre and i saw DAN!!! We hung out in da pakr and he gve me a read rose!!! thne he aked me to be is GF!!! btu i olst is numba!!! PLEse give it ot MI!!
A.Lord Dan doesnt date girls who can't spell a single sentence write. Im sure dan hung out with you for one friggin day and decided you were then one.
Q.I MADE OUT WITH ELIJAH WOOD AND RUPERT GRINT!!! IN TEH SAME DAY and Rupert got mad so i have to tell him the truth that i love him more then elijah do you have his addy! I AM 15
A.once again......WTF! To bad Elijah Wood would go to jail for child molestation...and um honey, rupert wouldnt make out with a skank like you
Q.Tom and I made out in a shed..i need his mobile fone number
A.lol...in a shed...my ass
Q.OMG some old man stole my purse and tom jumped on him to get it back!!! NOW we are dating but he went on vacation adn i need to kno were hes staying!!what is his house addy!!
A.WHAT!!!?! Okay reasons you are stupid 1) Nobody stole your purse 2) You never dated tom. 3) He is not on Vacation he is shooting GOF 4) If he is on friggin vacation why do you want his house address
That concludes all the stupid questions i've got in the past. I will update this page sooner or later.. when i feel like it and more stupid n00bs send me senseless questions. And just for the long haul. I don't have Tom Feltons, Daniel Radcliffes, Or Ruperts Grints Phone Numbers, Moblie Numbers, Home addresses and Email addys..or Dans boxers..and Im not Tom Dan or Rupert...come on people...this is crazy. And i bet all these crazy emails are from emma watson lol...:P
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