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19-11-04
Salutations readers. Due to web feedback, I have decided to stop updating this website. I am thinking,. in fact, of turning this site into a porn site. That way, there will be many more hits by isolated masterbators and I think that will really improve the whole 'vibe' of the site, producing a better service for society as a whole. To help with this change, I have put up a new tribute page. Noni Hazelhurst has not got the recognition she deserves and I am just the man to give her that recognition. So visit the
Noni site now! Don't delay! Noni Hazelhurst is just a hyperlink away!
Super secret Fun Page! Click the cat!
MY DOG
Email Dort here
'Go ahead! No one will know!'
1-10-04
Yeah sorry about that down on the lower right. Um, I have done a new story, '
Bad dog'. And I put a short play from a year ago online too, 'Murder at Ripponlea Manor'. Its available at the links page.
30-7-04
Oh my! Gropogi's Outburst is now ONLINE! Read
the picture book that almost ruined my career!
30-9-04
Oh my gosh!
29-6-04 (i thinks)

Why, hello there little fella. What are you doing? Well, if you're looking for sick, twisted, pornographic material featuring bizarre sexual acts then you've come to the wrong place. This place features pornographic material featuring CRAZY sexual acts. Unfortuately I haven't got around to filming the goldfish so you'll have to just read my latest story. I call it 'Jack Goes Mad'. Other's call it 'A load of shit'. Either way, all you have to do is click on the picture that most depicts my brain being destroyed, and you'll arrive at the story.
2-9-03
Hi, I changed the layout mainly because I am an indecisive bastard. When will I learn, hahahaha. Oh well. I'm seeing someone at the moment to help me get through this period, unfortunately that somebody is David Duchovny. Who, due to a porn attiction, isn't very good company these days. No really, it is quite disgusting.
Update 22th January 2004:

My stories are all up now - check out Percy Goes Wild please because, um, its my latest and the others are just all crap anyway. A matter of opinion I guess...I've never been a fan of that Van Dort bastard myself, still, the kids seem to like him. I've always prefered the works of Olga Masters or Richard Scarry. Still, I wont stop you if you want to read my stories. (I just realised
that I am that Van Dort bastard! How embarrassing!)
If you want pure quality in online entyertainment don't pass by the page about my dog. He's a good boy, he is.


Since this site is kind of boring, I suggest you visit another site. Try searching at
google and search for something you are actually interested in! I suppose, if you WANT, you can read some stories I have written at my all new, all nude story page! Um, just follow links okay!
19/6/04

Hi, sorry I never update anymore but, you know, lifes busy with the kids and the washing and the wife having rabies and all.
I am thinking about doing a new comic so be sure to check this site out in the next year or two when I have it on. For the meanwhile, never forget to wash your legs when in the shower. Little point, but vital nonetheless.
BYE!