Kryss's Puppy Shower

Lady Kryss,
Congratulations on the arrival of your new puppy.
May you always have enough newspaper!

Here are some gifts for you. Enjoy!

BACKGROUND AND BUTTONS WERE MADE
SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU BY
LADY PIGGYBABE.
There Is Another Set For You As Well.

1/2 cup cornmeal
1 3/4 cups whole-wheat flour
2 tablespoons garlic powder
2 tablespoons Knorr instant beef stock mix or their
vegetable or chicken stock mix
2 tablespoons bacon bits
6 tablespoons oil
2/3 cup water (approx)

Mix together well. Roll out to approx 1/4 inch thick
and cut out with either your Christmas cookie cutters
or use the dog biscuit cutter.

Bake 350 deg oven for approx 35 - 45 minutes,
basting with meat drippings or bacon fat.
When cooled, put them into your homemade dog sock
and hang on the mantle for Jazz.

Let Jazz open her own Christmas sock this year.
Dogs really do like these biscuits.
tried, true and tested.

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.
4. Choose a suitable background for photo.
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose.
13. Put magazines back on coffee table.
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head..
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess.
18. Fix a drink.
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and
resolve to teach puppy "sit/stand" and
"stay" the first thing in the morning.
20. Consider buying "older, trained" dog.
Author Unknown
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15. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
14. Fetch command not available on all platforms.
13. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
12. Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit.
11. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
10. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
9. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
www.pethouse.com instead of working.
8. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
7. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
6. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.
5. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
4. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, *cats*, on the other hand...
3. SIT and STAY were hard enough; GREP and AWK are out of the question!
2. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
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(Too Darn Hard To Type with paws!)
By Mary Toll, 1997
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1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
Author Unknown

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JAZZ CAN BE OUR JOIN MASCOT...LOL.

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