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| Once upon a time, there was a skinny old man and a chubby old woman, they lived on the edge of a forest in a pretty little cottage filled with STUFF in Washington State, high above the Spokane River. They had piles of STUFF, it was everywhere, the little house was bulging in all directions with STUFF. The living room ceiling was beginning to bow from the weight of all the STUFF in the attic. There was so much STUFF, they had to make little trails through it, and missing golf balls and knitting needles would ooze out from the bottom of the pile and lie dangerously on the path through the STUFF waiting to trip someone. They lost the cat. They knew he was still there, because when they put out a saucer of milk, it always was gone in the morning. He was just hiding in the STUFF. There was so much STUFF they had to keep their food in the microwave because the pantry was filled with books. Things were getting desperate. The television sank into the STUFF, never to be seen again. The pile was getting dangerously close to the computer. ....Then one day a huge pulsating mound of STUFF toppled over on the chubby old woman and they became frightened. The STUFF was beginning to take on a persona. They had to do something! Then one of them noticed a book had worked it's way to the top of the pile. It was a book about the internet. They wasted no time, they sat down and read every word. They quickly got on the internet and listed STUFF with Yahoo and eBay. A wonderful thing happened, nice people began to give them money for the STUFF. And then they would take the STUFF away! Things were looking up. One day the chubby old woman noticed there was a window in the kitchen that had never been seen before. It had been behind the STUFF for centuries! WOW! So thanks for stopping by and please, when you leave, take some STUFF with you. Thanks. |
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| Shuttle Old-Time Tatting Pattern for a CUP & SAUCER! Workbasket June 1958 |
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