Yeah, a few months before 9/11; they told me Al Qaeda was up to something big; but I was chopping logs on vacation in Texas. Yeah, the FBI knew that Arabs were taking flight lessons, but dinner was being served at the ranch, and I might not have seen that report.
FLASH
Pic sequence on Sept 11. Pic 1-This is Bush during an 18 minute period AFTER the first tower was hit. Knowing about a possible terrorist attack by Osama Bin Laden, Bush is doing nothing to notify people in the tower a terrorist attack may be in progress. People are being told to remain in the other tower and not exit. He continues to read to the children



Pic 2-Now after _having been notified_ the second tower has been hit and burning, Bush continues to read on. He knows to expect something from Bin Laden. He knows there is a hijacking threat. He does not immediately leave or summon officials at NORAD.And why, when the planes were initially taken over in the previous hour, were fighter jets not dispatched to intercept the hijacked planes?

Yeah we knew terrorists were trying to crash planes into buildings like the eiffel tower, and had tried something before on the World Trade Center, but the black eyed Texas peas were getting cold,and I didn't get a chance to read the entire briefing. Heck, the darn thing was 300 pages long and the big game was on TV. I asked the tough questions; like 'what were they serving for dessert?'... America, you elected a cowboy baseball player, why would you expect I'd be on the ball, prescient, and on top of things. Im just a good 'ol boy. The buck never stops here. It was Clintons fault. Hillary is to blame. You get what you pay for, America and you have me.hehehehe. Of course if I were a democrat, the other side would be trying to put me in jail, impeach me and would be calling for hearings.
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If I learned one thing from Reagan, I learned that its all about images. If I stand in front of a good visual prop, throw in some small black child within the frame of the camera , crack a charmer, then no one, not even the press will really investigate my proposals. They just take whatever I say at face value; if I say a tax cut will stimulate the economy, then I can rest assured, I don't have to present evidence that it actually does. If I spend a billion dollars a day hunting Bin Laden in the Desert, no one will question that it's your tax dollars at work. So far I've spent 240 billion dollars hunting for Osama. Can't find him. Drat. Please don't bring up the 100 billion dollar deficit I've tallied up, heck it used to be a surplus...hehehehe






Please don't forget my role in appointing Bush Jr.I owed one to his pappy.


"Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of that fact." -George Elliot;
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FLASH- Just leaked:
U.S. intelligence intercepted two Arabic messages the day before the Sept. 11 attacks that indicated an event was planned the following day, but the communications were not translated until Sept. 12, so said a government source leaker. "Tommorow is zero hour" was never translated. Bush was enraged at the leak, but not about missing the warning...
countdown: 10 Months: No Bin Laden...
so why don't you see more protest? Because they suppress it. That explains the phony poll ratings

cronyism n : favoritism shown to friends and associates (as by appointing them to positions without regard for their qualifications) [syn: {croneyism}]

Nepotism \Nep"o*tism\ (?; 277), n. [L. nepus, nepotus, nephew: cf. F. n['e]potisme. See {Nephew}.] Undue attachment to relations; favoritism shown to members of one's family; bestowal of patronage in consideration of relationship, rather than of merit or of legal claim.


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Terrorists, who managed to dump 200,000 tons of toxic sludge into the Potomac River, which serves as the source for Washington's drinking water, have been identified as the George W. Bush EPA, and the Army Core of engineers. Stay tuned for further developments
Does that include the arsenic?


So many questions, so many issues; so "*We are going to hold you accountable for your actions", George. After all it's *"The Responsibility Era". During the Clinton Administration, in spite of the multiple investigations by the Republicans; who liked to look into his pants, the past administration at least managed to unravel numerous terrorists plots, like the NY tunnel bombings and stop them _before_ they occured... Only during the bush administration did the terrorists event actually _not_ get stopped.The terrorist you thought they just captured was apprehended a month previous. But it was announced over a MONTH later as breaking news to change to topic. So it looks like they are on the job, and won't be blamed for the past failures.We know the CIA and FBI had all the pieces of the puzzle months before 9-11. But were any hard questions asked by the President, like, 'Dammit, is the CIA coordinating with the FBI?", or 'Get me the director on the phone now," , and Patch me into the CIA Directors desk? Nope. Where was Georgie Porgie? Lazin in the Texas sun, out on his ranch , taking the longest Presidential vacation on record.




The American People have some unanswered questions, George. Now if Paula Jones could sue the former President over his genitals, while he was in office; can the families of the victims who died horribly in the Trade Center disaster sue the current Bush/Cheney administration for failing to warn it's citizens of an impending threat, and failing to prevent it. Some would have been happy to have received information, about whether or not they should consider boarding an airplane during the period of a known terrorist threat. Oh, but it was just a 'traditional hijacking'...yeah that doesn't put anyones life at risk, does it, George. I bet those dead victims are really mad they got on that plane. Hey George, do you ever read your CIA briefings, or do they interfere with the litterature on the back of the Wheaties box? Ask any hard questions George or do you just ask about the latest baseball scores... Remember Osama Bin Laden?. Its been 8 months, and a billion dollars a day and you've totally failed to find him. You didnt get him dead _or_ alive. Leadership indeed...

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Are you just about ready to vomit with the slick use of DoubleSpeak used by the GOP and it's chief Resident of the United States GWbush? It's language they use to sound deep,and serious; but it never really has any true substance except to decieve and sound important. It's not important.It's BS.


Love a neighbor:This is the fantasy view that no social programs are necessary, as folks are constantly knocking on their neighbors doors with cakes, money, financial and medical advice, and free insurance. Doesn't happen.
Faith Based initiative:Code word for Religion; and 'if 'ya follow Jeezuus'..another way to pay less taxes on social programs.
Compassionate Conservatism:Put a little black girl on stage as a prop and hug her.
Evil Doers:Bush figured out people who crash planes into buildings with innocent people, are bad guys. Score 1.
Sound science:If the science doesn't agree with what you want; just say it's not sound. If it agrees with what you want, then it's sound science.
Vision:George is constantly having one.
Partisan wrangling:When debate ensues over a policy you want, that makes no sense, then the other side is 'wrangling'.
Some would:reference to Democrats proposing more sensible legislation
Integrity:reference to Republicans who vote the party line
Leave no child behind:conjures up an image of rescuing a crying child with outstretched arms, but as it pertains to education policy, it just means more testing
Appreciate:George appreciates most everything
I'm a Patient Man:Dammit; stop pestering me, I can't find Bin Laden@#$%
Antonio:What Bush calls Antonin Scalia
Global Warming:This is not part of Georges vocabulary since he believes it doesn't exist. (see sound science)
Comprehensive Initiative:a ten dollar word, refering to the release of a junk science report
Intelligence:this is simply an oxymoron
Move Forward:this is just filler text

Current Quote:"Very good, the guy memorizes four words, and he plays like he's intercontinental."
-Bush to reporter David Gregory, on asking a question in french to the French Prime Minister



Many of our FBI agents were unavailable pre 9/11to find terrorists, most were hunting for women who bare their breasts, and prostitution offenses. I called them off of Bin Laden for this important task.Why look for terrorists, when we can listen to lots of sexy phone calls on tapped phones. So we had a shortage of manpower, and hey, its a lot more fun to listen to sexy phone calls.


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So what happens when you have an uninterested, disengaged President? One who asks no questions? One who takes a 3 month Texas vacation on the ranch, and does't bother to read the stacks of briefings on his desk. Instead of putting the pieces together, and just possibly saving 3000 lives, the administration sells pictures of a supposed President 'in action' on 9/11, exploiting the memories of a terrible tragedy.Why not demand from his advisors whether the CIA is coordinating with the FBI on terrorism issues? Too much work. Much more fun to just chop a few logs...hey...America is doing fine with all those neighbors knocking on neighbors doors..

FLASH
Jeb Bush Apoligizes:


"I am truly sorry that I crossed off the names of thousands of black voters that I called felons, who were not really felons. They didn't get to vote. And so my brother ended up 500 votes ahead in the end. Had I let them vote, Al Gore would have won. It also helped that additional thousands were given confusing butterfly ballots and the Gore votes were counted as Buchanan votes. Yeah we thought it was strange so many jews voted for Buchannan too. So I apoligize, this is not the American way, and I will tell George to step down from the presidency since he didn't really win the election. There are great principals at stake here."
-Jeb




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"Hey George, Im Robbie Mueller, head of the Federal Bureau of Ineptitude, got any questions about recent terrorist activity hunches?"
George:"Nah, he he; hey,who won the game yesterday?, he he; got any Pretzels? Did I ever tell you about the time I had a pretzel, and it went down funny?"....



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