1)An methuseis kai eisai sknipa ela pare mou mia pipa, an gauloseis to mouni sou ela spiti mou kai stisou, ki an se troei to koli sou partin poutsa mou kai ksusou!!!
2)Na zuseis kabliari kai xronia polla megalos na gineis m'arxidia baria. Mounia na kseskizeis proktous na gamas kai oloi na lene na enas gamias!!!
3)Na ziseis kabliari kai xronia polla megalos na gineis na xuneis kala. Pantou na skorpizeis to aspro ugro kai oles na lene ax thelo kai ego!!!
4)Giati emplekeis tin minimalistiki metaptosi me to metafusiko ideodes mesa apo tin uperbatiki diaxroniki kataksiosi? Malakia e???
5)Sto nautiko upiretises kai egrapses istoria gia ton kalutero gamia kanan psufoforia. Protathliti s'ebgalane solokliro ton stolo. To mono sou elatoma gamiesai me ton kolo.
6)Exo donites gia olous kai gia diastramenous ki an den theleis na pliroseis exo donites me doseis kai den theleis oute doseis exo poutso me rabdoseis!
7)O poutsos mou einai sidero kai o kolos sou einai freza kai otan se gamousa etrexes san SUBARU IMPREZA!
8)Spanaki exthes mageirepses kai ekatsa gia masa kai esy mou ton tsimpoukones arga xoris anasa. Me sperma pasalifthikes kai eipes pos sou paei kai tha theleis na s'eperna ego kai o popau!
9)7 Nautakia stin seira proi proi ston molo perimenan m'upomoni gia na gamisoun kolo. Se balane sta 4 se skisane me peisma asxeta an tous eleges den exo kanei klusma!
10)Me gkaulose kai mou'gine san ksulino katarti. Gi'auto ki ego ston kolo sou tha kano RAVE PARTY!
11)Odigaga stin tsimiski kai eida 10 mounes. T'arxidia mou kokkinisan kai ginan paparounes kai pristikan kai gemisan 40 tonous xusi kai amesos oneireutika ateleioto gamisi!
12)Sou tin deixno kai tromazeis, sou tin bazo kai ponas, sou tin bgazo kai exei xusei s'exei omos iremisei kai polu anakoufisei, ti einai? Enesoula bre kotoutsiko!
13)Kathomaste ston kanape ego xoris kapota tsimpoukia mou'pairnes esy me anamena fota. Ki otan ta fota sbinane se pira apo piso kamia 20aria fores kai akoma na se xuso!
14)Tou mouniou sou i kleitorida exei piasei putirisa kai o poutsos mou kanei kontres me to neo HEAD SOLDER!
15)Ereunes amerikanon epistimonon epedeiksan oti osoi exoun aneparkeis epidoseis sto SEX, i problimatiki stusi kratoun to kinito tous me to deksi tous xeri esy?
16)O poutsos mou einai elastikos, san lastixo PIRELLI, kai pairnei tin kateuthinsi, pou to mouni sou thelei.
17)thumase pou se gamaga ena kalokairaki kai pairnages ton poutso mou gia pagoto xonaki.
18)3 poulakia kathontan pano se mia xelona to 1 koitouse ton ourano, to allo ton axurona. To 3o to eksupnotero gamouse tin xelona!!!
19) Anebika sti beranta sou ga na se xeretiso kai me megali ekpliksi se eida me 5 apo piso katebasa to panteloni mou kai apo 5 ginan 6
20)To mouni sou kobei boles stou poutso mou tis kapotes psaxni poutso na to gamisei kai ton kolo tis na xusei!
21)Kano bari kathe mera gia na se gamo m'aera. Tha ston bazo tha ston xono kai ton kolo sou tha orgono. Tha se skizo mes ston kampo kai tha me fonazeis RAMBO!
22)To blepeis ekeino to bouno pou stekei mia akrida, ... o poutsos mou ston kolo sou diabazei efimerida!
23) sex is like maths add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs &multiply! WARNING: send this message to 6 friends or be doomed to bad sex for 6 years
24)anarotiemai kai aporo tou kolou sou i trupa afou den exei zaxari giati exei tosi gluka? |
