Graeme Qewe
When nature was king and the rule of Graeme Qewe
ruled the land ...:
The insanity kingdom of Graeme Qewe: http://www.oocities.org/graemeqewe
Authored by Lord Graeme de Qewe of rulae
natura (Herr Qewe is the official believer in non-beliefs)
(Sponsered by Sir Jez! - not to back him up though)
Small introduction:
Hi there geeks! This is Lord Graeme Qewe speaking on the new
improved version of this sick experiment of a site. Welcome
aboard - freak! A short word of explanation, this page kicks of
with bull-shit writings, pictures of women and links to some
forums. Important: please understand, this is not important stuff
for thee. No instead go below to the "And now - on with
the show!:" headline, this is were the fun starts! You
can read the stuff that comes before, but that's not as
important. Ok? Now go ahead you freaks!!! Oh and a final thing,
many of the features below are constantly being updated and
expanded, so check them all out from time to time, if so, you're
a real darling.
Love, GQ (official freak as well as official believer in
non-beliefs) on September 5th & 6th 2003.
This page last updated: December 23rd 2003.
First of all ....... :
So mighty this army might be ...
Hulabadulaba
Links to great sites:
Graeme Taylor:
The Graeme Taylor appreciation page
Mandy Morton /
Spriguns: "For You" - A page dedicated to Mandy Morton
and Spriguns
Funny things we (i.e. Graeme Qewe & Sir Jez!) both are doing currently:
Both
GQ and Sir Jez! are making many stupid remarks at a Wall Of
Voodoo open forum (July 1998 / January 1999 till present)
GQ
says silly things at a Pink Floyd board (March 1999 / October
2002 till present); - Sir
Jez!'s does too! (March 2003 till present)
GQ
is making some extremely intelligent remarks at a Fairport
Convention board (January 2003 till present)
Well,
GQ interferes in the huge Pink Floyd forum (June 2003 till
present)
Actually
GQ interferes in yet another huge Pink Floyd forum (August
2003 till present)
Both GQ and Sir Jez! was talking here - Sir Jez! was primarily searching for the hot amanda_t_!!! (GQ from May 2003; Sir J.! from July 2003) but around late August / early September the forum closed due to violation of the terms of service - not caused by us!
Funny things I (i.e. Graeme Q.) did:
Contribute to
the ultimate Wall Of Voodoo discography (made in first half
of 1999)
Score
fairly good at a Monty Python quiz
Score
fairly bad at a Monty Python quiz
Score
- as the ONLY person so far - maximum aat a Kate Bush poll !!!
(January 2003)
Said
something in a Jetro Tull forum (February 2003)
And now - on with the show!:
Here's the thing you've all been waiting for: a blank page!!!
(NB.: "Tis" means 'pee', and the man is
Anders Bircow, a famous danish "comedian")
It sure is a shame that Cara Black got out of Australia Open in 2003 - she's so cute.
Disclaimer:
Bite me freaks!
Sarah Jane Cion (what the hell is she doing here???), and why are this the prettiest 'freak & geek here too??
And to make things worse, then here are some pictures of some
people, that I haven't heard of, or know anything about:
The Mysterious People - they just
struck me to be fascinating - boy this page is getting weird!
Two more in-suitable photos: April Summers' tongue-piercing & Limonov (jeeez, now it's more than just weird; it's dangerous!)
The Danish minister for social affairs:
Pat (in early 2002) - the photo is taken by a guy called Rasmus B (if anyone wants to know useless facts)
Attention all 'latin' people: Here is your chance to read Seneca's "de Brevitate Vitae" ("on the shortness of life" - in GQ's humble english translation) - in latin!
Poems (courtesy of Lord Graeme de Qewe of rulae
natura):
Poem #1 ("This and
that"); Poem #2 ("Of dream and
reality"); Poem #3 ("Of Courage and
Rashness [part 1]"); Poem #4 ("Little
Theme")
"'Old woman, old woman, old woman' cried I" from Morris
On.
New feature: You wanted simple jokes, instead of my humour which you esoteric plain people doesn't get?! Well, you've got it here - stupid!
A selfpotrait by GQ "the official believer in non-beliefs".
A good friend of ours, Mike the dyke, is often chatting in
various places. Read his chatting.
Why don't go to this sick bastard (i.e. Mike the
dyke)'s homepage, or send him a fierce
e-mail, and tell him he's a sick bastard (because he is)!
So!!! You think you're one of those persons who thinks, that you can't get enough of believing???? Well here the word 'believe' is repeated to eternity. Tell me when you've got enough belief!!!!!!!
Here is the useless fact of today
Please take a look at this piece of shit:
(this is not something I like personally, but I
put it here to show, that people that exists, and believe in what
they say!)
Seriously that place is insane, does there really exist people
like that??? Well if you go there, then tell these sick bastards
to ...
The word of today - read! read! read! This is the word that will change your life! Very important!
Yes I am a sick one....
The Danish minister for social affairs once again (you just can't get enough of her!!!)
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If you really wish to contact the webmaster (i.e. me) or Sir Jez! and tell us we stink, then you can do so by clicking here
If for some reason the mail-address shouldn't work (oh dear!!!), then you can tell us hell here: Tell us hell goddammit!!! and see what others has told us.
You can also expres your view in the polls below
Just click on the thing you agree with and then click on 'Stem'
below.
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When nature was king and the rule of Graeme Qewe ruled the
land ...:
The insanity kingdom of Graeme Qewe: http://www.oocities.org/graemeqewe
