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Listen up... this is my new and improved home page. I was looking at the page that I made 4 years ago and I almost started convulsing from all the animations that I had up. What was I thinking? Anyway, I put some new pictures up and I also put up some thought evoking quotes.

Just in case you don't know, my name is Scott, I party and occasionally study at UC Santa Barbara. I am in a wonderful relationship with a magnificent woman. I just got a brand new car, so I am in the process of sellin' the camaro.Take a look at the Camaro in my pictures page, she drives real nice and is always up for some fun. Contact me if you are interested in buying her.

I am in the happiest part of my life right now. Life is great.

If you need to get a hold of me my email is
Gr8labate@Yahoo.com or you can AIM me at xGr8LabatEx .
So many stupid people... so few comets.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Prevent rape, say yes.

I'm not a murderer but I was hungry and they're better off dead.

I Smell Bacon, I Smell Pork, Watch Out Lil Piggy, I Got A Fork.

"AOL for Dummies" is kind of redundant, don't you think?

Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.

A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

If God had not meant for man to have sex with goats, then why did he put the horns in such a handy position? (stolen from Scott M)
Yep, Made this one too. Imagine that. The skull is really cool in the bigger version.
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Wow, this one looks better when its bigger.... Want to see it? Just ask me.
Need some video edited? Click her to go to Timeless Treasures Video Productions. They do great work!
This site was last Modified February 2, 2002