"Some funny Coupletz"

~*~*~*Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?

Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay~*~*~*

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 ~*~*~*Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu

Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai

Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga

Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga

(Jo tum say shadi karay,is ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya

Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay

Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Ghar se roz jata hai wo

Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo

Kambakht baap

Sab ko hi satata hai wo~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Hathi nay kaha hathni ki kabar per ja kar

Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

Tum bhi besahara,hum bhi besahara

Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar

Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye

Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar

Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh

Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen

Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya

Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha

Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay

Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi

Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Mera dil para hai loose

Is ko matt karo tum use

Warna parain gay tum ko shoes~*~*~*

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~*~*~*jo sadiyoon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doon ga..........Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga~*~*~*

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~*~*~*company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain.......Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye.........Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo........Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning......woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS~*~*~*

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~*~*~*o gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse........Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound.......Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"....Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face......Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown.....Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga.......Tum us se debug karna, wait main karoonga~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya.......Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya~*~*~*

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~*~*~*Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat.......What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat~*~*~*

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