"Some funny
Coupletz"
~*~*~*Kon kehta hai pyaar may
pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban
jaeen gay~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef
karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Mohabbat mujhay un jawano
se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Aj bagh may kali hai, kal
gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab
ho ga
(Jo tum say shadi karay,is ka
dimaagh kharaab ho ga)~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Itnay dino se jalanay
nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi
aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath
marain gay
Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka
patha mananay bhi nahi aya~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Ghar se roz jata hai wo
Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo
Kambakht baap
Sab ko hi satata hai wo~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Hathi nay kaha hathni ki
kabar per ja kar
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar
per
Tum bhi besahara,hum bhi
besahara
Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu
hamara~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Hum nay usay dekha angle
badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal
kar~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Dil kay armaa aanso'oo
may bah gaye
Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah
gaye~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Hum nay tumhay dil diya
dildar samajh kar
Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar
samajh kar~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Dabbay may dabba dabbay
may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Khuda karay sab haseenaao
ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay
ghar jaeen~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Ishq kay samander main
ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar
nikal aya~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Un ki gali say
guzray,ajab ittefaq tha
Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi
saath tha~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Log kehtay hain kayamat
kay din marr jaeen gay
Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi
thallay war jaeen gay~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Wo ankh bari pyaari thi
jo hum nay usay mari thi
Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us
nay hamay mari thi~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Mera dil para hai loose
Is ko matt karo tum use
Warna parain gay tum ko shoes~*~*~*
~*~*~*jo sadiyoon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doon ga..........Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga~*~*~*
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~*~*~*company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain.......Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye.........Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo........Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning......woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS~*~*~*
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~*~*~*o gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse........Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound.......Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"....Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face......Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown.....Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga.......Tum us se debug karna, wait main karoonga~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya.......Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya~*~*~*
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~*~*~*Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat.......What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat~*~*~*
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