elcome to the new and improved page.
Below are a series of email scams that I have willingly
entered into. I did it as a form of goodwill to mankind, and for fun.

The culprits are theives, murderers, rapists, tele-evangalists, faith healers, and every other
form of low life. Most of the scams come out of Nigeria and
they are commonly referred to as the 419 scam.

I think you will find these emails at the least entertaining,
and at the most, worthy of printing off and using as back-up toilet tissue.
Don't you hate it when you drop a turd or two then discover that you are out?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh crap!

scam (skam), -v. to cheat, defraud, swindle.

scam'mer (skammer), n. a giant walking rat--typically dark skinned in appearance. It resides in hell--Nigeria. Their patent trademark is CAPS ON.

Is Elvis there?
Susie gets Efoik U'd
Mo meets a pretty woman
Mo meets a pretty woman--Part 2
Mo meets a pretty woman--Part 3
Mo meets a pretty woman--Part 4
Another Mo Scam
Cell phone Susie
Dude thinks he's gettin a Dell. What do you think?
got blood?
got mike a go-go--YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER


The ten fingers of doom scam!

Rat 2 Rat

Confession is good for the soul

THE HETROCYLCE SCAM
The hetrocycle scam. I've designed and built a bike for people who aren't bi, and I've discovered there are a lot of willing buyers in Nigeria.

THE SHINING SCAM

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The Benny Hinn Scam-- On 2-17-06

------------------------------------ THE SHINING COUCH SCAM---NOW OPEN FOR READING.

THE SHINING SCAMS--heeeeeeeeeeeeere's mike

Well it's been awhile since I've worked any scams. It's all do to lazyness and lies. Susie maybe coming back. It's true! I took that picture of her last week. I told her to put on her favorite got mike hat. She's older and just as gullable. Stay tuned. It's almost finished but if I fuck up the ending I won't post it.

Will the last person in Nigeria who isn't in jail please turn off your computer. Read it hear Nigerian women sent to jail

YOU'VE GOT TO READ THIS TOO FUNNY
Nigerian Gynecologist

Crackin down on Nigerian email scammers

The got mike gallery of shame is now open

Fan mail

Whenever I'm working a scam, I always do so with a beer.
Not just any beer, a good beer, a scam'n beer. Here's
a good scam'n beer for ya.Arrogant Bastard Ale

In order to get through a scam you have to have good kick ass music to listen to. When I'm scamming I listen to
The Black Keys Go listen to these fuckers and you'll be blown away.

Got Mike fight clothing provided by SOS

This site will change almost daily and without
warning. I've been on a scamming break and I'll be back in 06.
Benny Hinn has been bugging the holy shit out of me so I'll be
going after his unholy ass real soon. Send emails to:got mike?

Only email me if you have something real nice
to say about me or this site. All other emails will
be forwarded on to President Bush.

Share this site with all of your friends. They'll be glad you did.

Links to my scammin friends sites.

419eater
The Misadventures of Harry Blumpkin
The 419 Game
Scambaiter
Robert K. Keller--scam baiter
Scumbag Scammers
Fighting back 419 scammers

got mike?...got mike?...got mike?

Get an offensive scamming shirt here:Tee shirt hell

Visitors to my site---

HEY, FORGET FUCKING SIGNING MY GODDAMN GUESTBOOK IF YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCAM PEOPLE TO YOUR WEB-SITE. FUCK OFF, IT WON'T HAPPEN. HOWEVER, IF YOU JUST WANT TO SIGN IT AND NOT LEAVE A STUPID ASS LINK TO A VIAGRA SITE, PLEASE DO.

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