The ZORKAMEETING AT LORNE - and the amazing ZORKABONG!

Four of us zorks, Gortron, Voltron, Madtron and Bazzatron, recently had a meeting down at lorne. You might call it a 'zorkaLAN party'. But the difference between one of your nerd Lan parties, our Zorkalan parties involve no computers for at least 10kms, and lots and lots of drugs and alcohol. Unfortunatly Freaktron couldnt make it cause he is from Brisbane, and Jellitron because hes a lazy bitch.

We played some zorkapool at the zorkapub while we were down there, voltron and gortron VS madtron and bazzatron. I doubted the flatness of this pub pool table, and me and voltron were defeated by the other two 2-5. The were zorkafluking most of the time i recon, either that or zorkabotting MMMHHOYYYY.

We zorks had a lot of weed with us, so we needed something of great power and force to smoke this weed.

Then it came to us.........the zorkabong.

The zorkabong is not like any other bong, it was specialised for zorks, and can only be used by a zork. It was constucted by a 600ml coke bottle, about 2 metres of hose, tinfoil. and bluetack. It was beautiful. We had 4 personalised pieces of hose coming out of this bong. One for each of us zorks. Here is a very unclear pic of the zorkabong:


That thing in the sink that has hoses coming out of it is the zorkabong

Day after day we smoked the zorkabong, and it always perfomed at the best of a bongs ability. Did we destroy this dream zorkabong before we left? HELL NO. We needed somewhere to store this zorkabong for next time we have a zorkameeting in dec/jan with freak and jelli. Then we realised the only safe place for the zorkabong wher the cybernerds cant get to it would be to wrap it up and bury it. So we dug a large hole in the backyard. We dismantled the zorkabong, then we wrapped it up in a sacred teatowel. We wrote in big letter 'Zork-a-Bong' on it, then we all signed our zork names on it, and taped it up. We placed the zorkabong in the hole, and saluted it as madtron filled in the hole. HOW WILL WE FIND THE ZORKABONG NEXT TIME?!?! Well luckily i thought up the idea to draw a Zorkamap to to the zorkabong. So on the only bit of paper i could find, a bit of a newspaper, i drew the great ZORKAMAP. Here is the zorkamap:

Other ways we entertained areselves was by drink lots of zorkabeam and zorkabeer. We bought 1 zorkaslab, 2 bottles of zorkabeam and 2 bottles of 'their cheapest chapange' which was passion pop. rrrrrrreeeee. We drank about half the zorkaslab, 1 bottle of zorkabeam, and the 2 bottles of champagne were used for toasting to the almighty zorkabong. We also kept ourselves entertained at one time by throwing rocks at kookaburras, and later hosing them with the shortened hose (as shown below)


Voltron showing the zorkakookaburras whos boss

We took 24 photos of us 4 zorks, mainly of the zorkabong and us holding it like a trophy. BUT UNFORTUNATLY, these photos were taken in a sort of dark place, SO ONLY 4 PHOTOS TURNED OUT. And they were probably the shittest.


The Next ZORKAMEETING

The next zorkameeting is probably going to take place in january, when freaktron comes down to melbourne. We are going to stock up on drugs and alcohol, and go and take over Lorne (a beach town south west of melbourne). I am going to take down a steel baseball bat, and freak his cricket bat. Just in case any nerd with his laptop under his arm would happen to try and join us. We wouldnt want that. We will ressurect the zorkabong and add a few more hoses to it.

The zorks that will probably be coming down to the next zorkameeting are:

Gortron

Voltron

Freaktron

Madtron

Bazzatron

Jellitron

Ninjatron

By the time we go down, most of us will probably have cars. We we intend on zorkifying the road down to lorne.