well, gotta love that total assbeef of a "clan page" you guys managed 
to put
together, obviously while undergoing an epileptic seizure. my online 
moniker
is Lord Malek the Damned, of the clan LD. my usual tags are 
=GD=Malek.
Know who I am yet? good. because my name is usually the last you'll see
before you get kicked off the server.

a few points i would like to make obvious to you:

1) we play this game for fun. we join clans to compete as a team, much 
like
any other sports team in the world. this leads directly to my next 
point:

2) spamming/botting/scripting/camping makes the game not fun for 
everyone
else on the server. I personally think scrolling through 150 lines of 
text
to find one small line in between all the spam really annoying. so 
don't
spam/bot/script/camp. or i will kick you.

3) don't even think of saying i'm "gay" because i'm getting pissed off 
with
you. i'm getting pissed off with you because you're taking a game taht 
i
really enjoy playing and ruining it.

4) learn to build web pages. 250kb gif images everywhere do not a 
classy
clan page make. http://moose.nzaction.net or 
http://clanlegion.nzaction.net
are both good examples of how you SHOULD build a page.

5) continuing that note, i have submitted your page to 
somethingawful.com's
"worst clan page" section. there should be millions of people laughing 
at
your page any time soon.

6) yes, i take this shit seriously. yes, i enjoy a computer game. in 
fact, i
work as a web designer - which is one reason your page nearly made me 
vomit.
calling ppl nerds because they play a game and like it is fucken 
stupid. get
over it.

to summarise:

camp, you'll be kicked. spam, you'll be kicked. bot or script, you'll 
be
kicked. piss ANY of the rcons off for any reason, you'll be kicked. 
Your
clan was about to be kicked on sight, but i decided to hold off putting 
that
request out until i'd had a chance to send this email.

		Yours,
			Lord Malek
			Clan Legion of the Damned

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