"Voted worst clan ever" -

some nerdy computer magazine

Other awards: voted 2nd worst 'clan' page on the internet

The Rundown...

RREEEE. This page was first put together sometime early 2001, as a way to explain what 'ZoRk' was. Since then things have slightly changed, zorks have come and zorks have gone, but the general idea is still the same. We are a 'cyber team' not a 'clan', which generally means that we are better. We have lasted much longer than most 'clans' do. Read more about zork in the mission page.

Where to find ZoRk...

Gamearena

(needs cogs, download cogslite HERE)

202.12.147.18:27910

Labyrinth

203.9.148.8:27910

Actrix

202.154.158.42:27910

ActionDownUnder Forum

(Where we sometimes post our 2 cents worth)
LINK




ZoRk News: (from back in 2001)

Hahahah. Some dick called 'malek' recently sent us an email trying to scare us with nerd talk, about 'rcon' or something. He thinks hes powerful cause he can kick people. Whats really funny is that he refers to himself as 'Lord Malek the Damned of the clan Legion' which has now won the award for the nerdiest sounding name ive ever heard. I have put copys of the email of his, and my relpied email on the site:
Malek's Email
My Reply

Also, im packed up laughing when i found out that zork actually has a large reputation for being the shittest 'clan' in Australia.

There is also a tryhard gortron going around, but it is obvious who is the real one because i am the one that constantly says 'zork'.

The other day, i noticed that the boss of the eisa server was in the game. I felt it was my duty to abuse him for being a fat useless nerd. He of couse kicked me, like nerds do. I reconnected sraight away and continued pissing him off and saying how 'nerds like to kick people because it makes them feel big'. This thankfully pissed him off enough to ban me from eisa. I feel my mission was accomplished

NEW NEWS: I, Gortron is now banned from Eisa AND Paradise. I constanty pissed off malek (the fag) to the point of him crying, and banning me. At least everyone isnt as much of a poof as malek
I have talked to the people in zork, and have picked the most zorkish of us all. There are now 4 'chosen zorks' by the names of Gortron, Voltron, Freaktron, and Ninjatron.
Freaktron has recently had a chat session with king nerd, malek. I thought it was good enough to put on this site. Get It Here
FUCK I HATE NERDS. The other day i go into a server, start killing me some nerds with my m4, until they start going 'NNNNNYYYY lamo spammer'.
'shutup you fucking nerd - fine ill use a shotgun just shutup' i replyed.
'RRRRRREEEEEE thats still lame you lamo'.
'WHAT FUCKING GUN ISNT LAME YOU FAGGOT?'
'MMMHOYHOY the sniper rifle, thats the only weapon that isnt lame'
'SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD'
'my mum thinks im cool'

he didnt really say that last quote, i bet he was thinking it though. he then disconnected and went to his mum and cried. i hate nerds.

I have now been banned from every server except one. Labyrinth.
The Return of Hell's Angel or more Zorkily Know as Voltron I must apologise for my absence from the battle against the nerds and sad asses who live there lives infront of a computer screen amd get arranged marrages to indian goats. But now i've returned and by god THE NERDS WILL DIE!!! preferably by barge pole up the rectum or more pleasantly chinese water torture an old fationed shotgun could do the trick ... ahh (sigh) one day one day the nerds will all die and rot in hell one day
Well said voltron. i have also recently thought up a new plot for a new movie. i call it 'ZoRk : Nerd Killers'. the general idea of it is that the 3 head zorks, gortron, freaktron and voltron, and a pack of giant mutant mosqiutoes, go around killing nerds and their computers. we will smash up the nerds' computers with either a baseball bat or a cricket bat. the nerds we will take of with our shotguns. this will really piss nerds off cause i know how 'lame' sjotguns are to nerds. the poster of the movie will have us 3 zorks standing there with cigs in our mouths, shotguns in out hands, and our feet on a large pile of nerds' heads with their computers. also, at the end of the movie, the giant mutant mosquitoes turn against us, and we are forced to dipose of them as well. MMMMHHHOOOYYYYY
WELCOME BACK NINJATRON. Yes, ninjatron had made a return to aq2. And im pleased to say that he still holds the strong zork beliefs. The first thing i saw him do when i saw him playing again was he teamkilled his whole team. GOOD WORK. after he got kicked, all the nerds were saying shit like 'ffs' and 'lamer'. DIE NERDS.
ZORK UPDATE: Zork is still going strong, the recent promation of madtron has mean more frequent zork attack plans and therefore more pissed off nerds.
ZORKAMEETING AT LORNE! Gortron, Voltorn, Madtron, and Bazzatron recently went down to Lorne for a zorkameeting where we had a zorkeriffic time. VISIT THE OFFICIAL ZORKAMEETING PAGE

This page is maintained by Gortron. Most buttons and backgrounds on page drawn by him also.

Page last updated 27 January, 2003