My Fascination with these most interesting characters is a growing one. I just can't get enough of the crazy antics of these two lovable clowns. One has to love ol silly Reba for her crazy country "career" because without that good stuff, live wouldn't be so darn funny. And who wouldn't love the Beau Arthur like Lori? Shes so humble and sweet, if I could I'd play football with her. Well girls, if your intention to go public was to win our hearts, well then you sure succeded! GOD BLESS BOTH OF YOU!
TABLE OF CONTENTS
A Glimpse into the Bizarre
Fun Facts to Tell Your Grandmother
Lifes most important questions
Fun Facts to Tell Your Grandmother
Lifes most important questions
LORI AND REBA (FORMALLY DORI) SCHAPPELL
(September 18, 1961 - ? )
Born in Reading,Pennsylvania
The only pair of unseparated adult twins alive today who are joined at the top of the head are the Schappell sisters. They have separate brains and thought processes, but share some tissue and blood supply, making separation impossible. Reba is much shorter than Lori, and sits on a wheeled stool, which Lori navigates. Institutionalised as children, they have fought against the label of 'mental handicap' and now live successfully in the outside world, without help. Their personalities and interests are very different, but the twins love each other and say they don't want to be separated. They object to the assumption that such close proximity makes their life unbearable. 'Assume it's not difficult,' says Lori, 'until we tell you it is'.
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LORI SCHAPPELL!
"Cleanup on AISLE FIVE!"
- Dori who enjoys country music, changed her name to Reba after her favorite performer, Reba McIntyre!
- They have eight other siblings who amazingly aren't conjoined!
- Ironically, they are VERY religious!!!!
- Despite being joined at the head, they try to live individual lives! MORE POWER TO YOU GIRLS!
- Strangely, Lori isn't a VIRGIN?!?!?!?!?!?
- These two have been everywhere from Jerry Springer to A & E and even HBO!
- Both sisters graduated from a public high school, and each has taken college courses
- Reba launched a country music career in 1996 but to this day still doesn't have a record contract
- Reba's planned first single is the inspirational, "The Fear of Being Alone"
- Lori's main goal in life is to settle down, get married and have kids
- Reba has won bowling trophies! GO REBA GO! What a trooper!
- Reba won an L.A. Music Award for best new country artist in 1997! CONGRATS!!!
REBA SCHAPPELL!
"Show us that beautiful smile Reba!"
THINGS I WOULD ASK THESE TWO IF I EVER MET THEM
"I'm ready for my close-up Mr Demille"
- 1. Now Lori, how do you two get dressed in the morning?
- 2. Most importantly,how does Reba get dressed? Like do you have to start at Lori's feet and work the t-shirt all the way up Lori's body and eventually over Lori's head and finally onto Reba?
- 3. If so, then how long does it take for you two to actually get successfully dressed?
- 4. If you dress Rita this way, then how many pairs of shirts get ripped a day?
- 5. Lori, did you find it just a little bit awkward having sex with Reba connected to you?
- 6. Were you fucked doggy-style? Like was he fucking you in the ass with Reba staring right at him, shaking violently?
- 7. Reba were you able to feel any effects of the anal penetration? Or did you just lay there and play dead?
- 8. So how do you two live with yourselves? Seriously now, how do you wake up every day and not pull the trigger?
- 9. Do you mind if I laugh at you two for a minute? Thank you I just can't help it your disgusting.
- 10. Yeah so Reba have you figured out why you don't have a record contract yet? Maybe theres reasons for things such as that.
- 11. So how come you believe and worship a god that would do this to you? Are you that "color-blind"?
- 12. Reba will you marry me?
- 13. So Reba may I poke you with a stick to see if your bones are still there or to see if your nothing but a giant gilatinous blob of human pudding? Please?????
- 14. Ladie's how in your right "minds" do you lie to yourselves and say your both happy just the way you are? What the FUCK?!?!?!?! You can't be serious now.
This Website was not intended to poke fun at these two rather unique individuals. I created this site because I am fascinated not by their appearance but by the courage these two people have to live in a world such as ours. (Insert laugh track here!)