Steph(not Stephie)
by
Jay "Mad Dogg" Koski

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Wife.

Voice of good sense to a Montanan and his roommates. ("Hey why not drink beer in bed???")

Steph has worn many hats.  She is of course, our favorite future home-ec teacher, which is admirable since working with 21st Century adolescents is considered by many to be a death wish.

Born on a chilly February in the middle of nowhere, in a quiet prairie town of Hannaford (near Cooperstown) Nor' Dakota, Steph spent her childhood chasing tumbleweeds in her backyard.  And for many years, nothing happened....Nothing that is, until she joined the Cobber Family of Concordia College, Moorhead!

It was here where our  blonde haired, blue eyed Nor' Dakotan met a monobrowed, mischief-makin' Montanan affectionately known as Jorge (Herbie Douche-bag to friends).  After a courtship involving a college food service, a close circle of friends, and Luke Wilson, they finally agreed to tie the knot on July 4th Weekend in front of all their friends and family.  Now in the Twin Cities suburbs, they begin their family!
 

• Pets: Gus the Gerbil, Petrie the Cat
• Pet Peeves: Red fuzzies.  The "carpet-like" feeling of an uncleaned boys bathroom.
• Oddities: Always requires a sweatshirt in temperatures below 90 degree heat.
• Beverage of Choice: Boones (`nuff said)
• Hidden Talents: Ability to carve words into flesh with an engagement ring.  Setting up dates for friends.  Sadly capable of winning any wrestling match or test of strength with the Mad Dogg.
• If she were a character on "Friends," Steph would be: Monica.  For her strange need to have a clean home, and excellent interior decorating instincts.
• Endearing qualities: Her undying devotion to the people she cares about.

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