Hello and welcome to a new and exciting new year here at 'Rutter'. You will find a freshly layed out site that has been updated just for you mad buggers out there. You will find more pics, more hilarious news, some excellent links and more amazing products (especially the 'Ruttars') Unfortunately one of our products has apparently attacked an old coffin dodger. We deny all knowledge of this as we suspect it of being a rogue bar of 'Rutter' and we dont like them
1st January 04
Happy new year fellow ruttertarians. We all had a simply 'Rutting' new year. Much alcahol was consumed and much merriment occured.
12th January 04
Hahaha during a routine trip to 'Pizza Hut' the founder of 'Forumuk.net' whom is the most hated guy in 'Rutterland' left his phone on the bus and had to madly rush like noone had ever rushed before, as we all know this guy was President Carl Nickson. Sir Andrew, Master William and I found this profoundly amusing as did the goth.
2nd February 04
Oh no!! The river Ouse is flooding and our favourite drinking establishment is flooded. Our beloved pub is wet.
3rd February 04
Yeahh!! The Lowther is not as wet as we thought it would be. Sir Andrew and I have a swift half in celebration.
President Bush and Prime minister Blair argue over who should control shipping of 'Rutter'. We say join us and well give 'Rutter' the the peoples of the free world!
4th February 04
More good news Nickson of Forumuk.net fame has a grumbling appendix. YEAAAH!!
Master William Townend once had a grumbling appendix. He thought he needed a poo so he did one and then fainted. HAHAHAA!!
WE'RE BEING SUED!!!
An old fogey called Rodney has apparently 'slipped' on some 'Rutter' which Sir Andrew, Master William and I find hard to believe.
30th April
We have won our court battle and the ol' bastard has gone back the fogey farm for oxygen thieves.
We're also happy to annouce that we will now be running as normal and making the website even more buttery!
3rd May
Bank Holiday Monday....What a day for the entrapreneurs from the 'Rutter' team!
Sir Cowan went to a BBQ with his beloved LisY (Not a typo) and got most of his food down his front bless his 'lil cotton sox. However Master Marsh went down to Clifton and got totally pissed on by the ever so unpredictable British weather. Not that this turn of unfortunate events was enough..he also happened to get locked out of his home. Master William, had an eventful day also. He argued with his mutha, he went for a Sk8 and then went for a drive with his mates. So as you can see it was an action packed day for the 'Rutter' trio. |
