For a long time now there have been a few "non-believers" who have been claiming that we, the proud, God-fearing, Monkey people, have evolved from the lesser species of human.  But I, with the help of the Lord, am here to put those ugly rumors to rest.
	"In the beginning , the Lord our God created the heavens and the earth, and then when all was right he made Monkey Boy and from him, Monkey Girl."  There was no in between process in which an evolutionary step happened amongst Monkey and the vile, loathsome, Man, because there is no such thing!  The Bible clearly says so, and if you dissagree, then you're  a dirty man-loving Monkey!  If there was such an inconceivable thing as evolution, Jesus would have said so, and he didn't, so there.
In conclusion I would just like to say that I hate Man, and all of his filthy kind.  And that's O.K., because it says I can in the Bible. Now if you'll excuse me I have to screech uncontrollably and hurl my own excrement at passing strangers.  Praise God!
I would like to also praise the Infinite Monkey Web Ring.  After I was removed from "Apes Today!" Web Ring and the "Christian Chimp" Web Ring, it's nice to know you still have friends out there.
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