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...::Go Forth::... |
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Organization of Victims of Penguin Attacks |
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Attack of Space Penguins! |
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It is a surprising statistic.... but 87% of people don't know the statistic of the amount of people attacked by penguins each year. Yes... penguins are not the cute flightless bird people think they are. I am almost sure that great deals of people are attacked each year. More than either you or I could imagine. But so many do not speak of their attack. They are embarrassed, confused, and even afraid for their lives. Here you are with friends. At OVPA we know how difficult this is for you. We can help. |
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...:::OVPA Newsletter:::... |
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Our Allies |
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If all of this intrigues you and you are now very very afraid and you are wondering if it will ever be safe to go outside again... the OVPA Newsletter is for you. If you are just curious... the OVPA Newsletter is for you. If you are really cool and have no fear... the OVPA Newsletter is for you. If you have no life and just want to read this... the OVPA Newsletter is for you. |
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| About Me |
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THEY ARE WATCHING. So many believe that if you are out of the cold you are safe from the flightless menace. No. Right now your city is surrounded by penguins. In fact... THERE IS A PENGUIN RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! Okay no there is'nt. But you never know. Makes you nervous, no? Good. Stay scared. You are gonna need that adrenaline to run away from the swarm of penguins waiting in the air duct for you to sign off. |
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This site was created Jan. 26, 2002... und is very under construction. |
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