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The Home Of The Goat
Goats Love = Brown Love
Everbody, Everbody..........
Stiny get me a danish.....
Lick Me
Don't piss your plastic surgeon off...
      Navigate About A Bit...

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Open University
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How Tell If A Goat Is Willing
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How To Make A Goat Willing
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Donkeys (Can they compete with goats?)
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The Page Of War (with Bez)
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Lookilikeees
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Telepathic Goats (from Cosmopolitan)
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Guestbooooook
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Links
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Lej (and his awesome 8" stonker)
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I Staircase Profiles (Mackem)
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Wilma And Pratty (Rachael)
- Elvis (is better than The Beatles)
- Downloads (goaty_svan_extra)
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Brown Love
- The Oppposite Of Brown Love

Shit and forgotten bits of the site...

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Poll
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Slipknot Review
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Random I-Related Pictures
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Old Home Page
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Even Older Home Page
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10th February 2002

Suggestion/Question/Complaint?
Email:
The Webmaster
         <kill_da_bomber@hotmail.com>
Hi Sue!
So its finally happened, I've changed my homepage. Since the site began (in my bedroom on a rainy Sunday in Long Preston, about 3 years ago) pages have been randomly added without any real explanation. The truth is most/all the content is complete bollocks these days, but because its no longer just me who makes the pages I felt as though I should make an effort and make the site a bit easier to use. If you think I've ruined everything by changing this page then just use the old home page/go away. The old home page is also the best place to start if you've never been here before.
Click Me!
Certainly actions speak louder than words, as can be seen by the scene below... [That sums up all the introductory text that used to be on the homepage I think]
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They fight, they're tight ... like prom night...
And I wish I didn't have a roving eye...
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Puff the magic dragon lived in a Dave's pee
Brown Shoes = Brown Love
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