Top 13 1/2 Reasons Why Go Metric!!!! is a good band
by: Paul Harang
(a little biased, I know)
#13 1/2: Andrew Frost is a damn sex machine!!!!

#13: The drummer from Almost Legal thinks we're cool even though he never heard us.

#12: My Dad's a cop

#11: ^ For real

#10: SPoL opened for us at the FunkAtron

#9: This IS FunkAtron!

#8: Limp Bizkit should be thrown against a wall and pelted with rocks

#7: As should Carson Daly

#6: "If it weren't for the Ramones, there would be no Limp Bizkit" -Carson Daly (actual quote)

#5: The Warped Tour's coming to New Orleans July 24!!!!!!

#4: We play a Monkees song

#3: I once read
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul. Cried like a little girl.  Not a pretty site.

#2: When asked who he would rather get with, Britney Spears or Christina Aguelera(bad spellers untie!), Duane Peters answered: "Neither.  They're disco."

And the number one reason why Go Metric is a good band.....(drumroll).....

#1: "I didn't save Rock 'N Roll, Hip Hop saved Rock 'N Roll."  -Kid Rock