Also check out some unreliable facts.

They tell us the average person laughs 13 times a day. These people do not have Whose Line tapes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. Wouldn't it have been great to be a fly on the wall for this one?
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
Miss Piggy's measurements: 27-20-36
8 times 7 is not 42.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
Well technically kangaroos don't walk, they hop anyway. That's not the reason they're on the coat of arms.
The floppy disk "save" icon on Microsoft word has its shutter on backwards.
Gnome's Easter decorations were made in China. Think about that one for a while.
A group of crows is called a murder. Harriet's favorite football team are called the Crows…and they comes from the serial killer state…hey there's a connection!
Brad isn't the only one to wander around without pants; so does Donald Duck, which is why some countries have banned his cartoons.
A dime has 118 grooves around its edge.
The song at the beginning of “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” is, in theory, the Liberty Bell March.
One year contains 31,557,600 seconds. What boring git counted them?
Drew Carey once worked at Denny's.
Kellogg's Corn Flakes were invented by a Dr. Kellogg in hopes that they would reduce masturbation. How did he expect cornflakes to work? I mean really…"I'm feeling horny…think I'll have some breakfast cereal…"
One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked. We'd pay to see that!
An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.
Cleopatra made her diaphragm from camel dung. All together now…EWWWW!
Americans spend twice as much money on pornography than they do on cookies.
According to certain rabbinical interpretations, Adam had sex with animals.
Erect giraffe penises are four feet long, and all giraffes are bisexual. Don't think about Ryan when reading this…
Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females, although we're not sure how.
A whale's penis is called a dork. So is Gnome's sister…
Coke—the soda—is used to clean up blood from the highways.
A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of toast. WHY?
Muffins spelled backwards is sniffum.
No two cornflakes look the same.
In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed. And you thought two airline tickets for overweight people was bad…
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
The estimated number of M & M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000.
Widows of a recently deceased king among the Bagonda people of Uganda have the honor of drinking the beer in which the king's entrails have been cleaned. Once again…EWWWW!
10% of Star Trek fans replace the lenses on their glasses every 5 years whether they need to or not.
The name of Jabba Hut's pet spider monkey is Salacious Crumb.
California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named Jesus Christ.
It is estimated that only 5-10% of the world’s information has been digitized (as of 12-01).
A Virginia law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards, not inside the house.
In Alaska it is illegal to shoot at a moose from the window of an aeroplane or other flying vehicle.
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. Why hasn't this been covered on the Drew Carey Show?
In Jasmine, Saskatchewan, it is illegal for a cow to moo within 300 km of a private home. You want to try it out. Don’t you?
In Texas, it is illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow (but you can deface your own!) And this…
It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
It is illegal to frown at cows in Bladworth, Saskatchewan. This as well…
Mailing an entire building has been illegal in the U.S. since 1916 when a man mailed a 40,000-ton brick house across Utah to avoid high freight rates.
According to estimates, about 70% of California's gold remains to be discovered. Think about this, how do they know?
Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
In Texas, angry drivers refer to armadillos as “Texan speed bumps,” as their hard shell protects them from cars speeding over them, and they can do significant damage to your car.
Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m. Harriet says "I bet most of the sightings are from the U.S."
Students at U.S. colleges and universities read about 60,000 pages in four years. (The number of pages that will be retained as useful information? We’re guessing probably about 50.)
The average web page contains 500 words. The Fondue Pit is not the average web page…we’re above average!
Organized crime is estimated to account for 10% of the United States' national income.
Giraffes are unable to cough.
A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in relation to its size. Lucky barnacle.
The official manual of the IRS is over 38,000 pages.
A male chimpanzee is 5 times hornier than the average human male. Were you aware there was a horniness scale?
The world's biggest rubber band is 1,203,840 inches long.
All porcupines float in water...I like that image.
A species of earthworm in Australia grows up to 10 feet in length—one of the many reasons gnome does not live in Australia.
There is a law firm by the name of Lawless & Linch in Jamaica.
Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals to experiment sexually. They have been known to 'wife swap' and indulge in group sex. Does that mean Brad's tattoo in D&B was right?
Cattle are the only mammals that are retro-mingent (they pee backwards)
There is a systematic lull in conversation every 7 minutes.
Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two penises. What for, having one isn't terribly useful…
In Miami, Florida, roosting vultures have taken to snatching poodles from rooftop patios. Good.
Moose have very poor vision. Some have even tried to mate with cars.
13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them. How?
Next to man, the porpoise is the most intelligent creature on earth
27% of U.S. male college students believe life is a meaningless existential hell.
40% of women have hurled footwear at a man. So has Wayne Brady.
The octopus' testicles are located in its head. “Aren't all men’s?” asks Harriet.
90 percent of women who walk into a department store immediately turn to the right.
About 5% of Americans claim to have talked to the devil personally. “That doesn't surprise me” says Harriet.
The scientific name for a gorilla is gorilla gorilla gorilla.
About 6% of murdered American men are killed by either their wife or girlfriend... or wife who caught them with their girlfriend.
A baboon called Jackie became a private in the South African army in World War I.
In the next seven days, 800 Americans will be injured by their jewelry.
It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk. That's just Australia
4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year. How do you get a teapot related injury?
The average person over fifty will have spent one year looking for lost items.
The average person speaks about 31,500 words per day.
Cow is a Japanese brand of shaving foam.
Each of the suits on a deck of cards represents the four major pillars of the economy in the middle ages: heart represented the Church, spades represented the military, clubs represented agriculture, and diamonds represented the merchant class.
Every year, over 8,800 people injure themselves with a toothpick
You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark. Not in Australia…we don't have many cow related deaths…Harriet
In 1990, there were about 15,000 vacuum cleaner related accidents in the U.S. I bet most of them are men…
On average, 100 people choke on ballpoint pens every year.
A 17th-century Swedish philologist claimed that in the Garden of Eden God spoke Swedish, Adam spoke Danish, and the serpent spoke French.
According to Douglas Adams, a Salween is the faint taste of dishwashing liquid in a cup of fresh tea.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. How do you get injured by a toilet? On second thought, maybe we don’t want to know…
Most toilets flush in E flat.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a 50,000 word novel Gatsby without any word containing e.
Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias.
In Paris, the McDonalds big 'M' is the only one in the world that is white, rather than yellow, it was thought that yellow was too tacky.
160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.
At Hancock Secondary School in Mississippi there is actually a McDonalds in the high school.
Frank Sinatra was once quoted as saying rock 'n' roll was only played by 'cretinous goons'. What a prick!
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. I’d do that...
Since the 1930’s the town of Corona, California has lost all 17 of the time capsules they originally buried.
The largest object that was ever found in the Los Angeles sewer system was a motorcycle... How?, Harriet asks, to which Gnome replies, This is LA, we don’t ask questions like that.
The Pentagon in Washington, D.C. has five sides, five stories and five acres in the middle.... would the name not give that away?
The University of Alaska stretches over 4 time zones.
There is a resort town in New Mexico called Truth or Consequences.
There's a 'cemetery town' in California called Colma, it's ratio of dead to living people is 750 to 1.
97% of all paper money in the U.S. contain traces of cocaine…that's worrying
All of the cobble stones that used to line the streets in New York were originally weighting stones put in the hulls of Belgian ships to keep an even keel.
Every 45 seconds, a house catches fire in the U.S.
From 1702 until 1709, the Governor of New York was a spendthrift transvestite.
Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers... and this is supposed to be surprising...
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to people is 10:1
Using satellite-surveying techniques, scientists have determined that Los Angeles, California is moving east. At a rate estimated to be about one-fifth on an inch per year, the city is moving closer to the San Gabriel Mountains .... I was always told we were gonna float off into the Pacific
Australia is the world's largest island and the world's smallest, flattest, lowest & driest continent.
Australia is approximately the size of the Continental US, but contains total population about equal to the population of the state of Texas.

How far is it? (approximately)
Sydney-Cairns = Miami-Boston
Sydney-Perth = Los Angeles –Toronto
Melbourne-Adelaide = Dallas-New Orleans
Darwin-Alice Springs = Chicago-Denver
Melbourne-Sydney = San Francisco-San Diego

In 1832, 300 female Convicts at the Cascade Female Factory mooned the Governor of Tasmania during a chapel service. Isn't that brilliant!
Australia's first police force was a band of 12 of the most well behaved Convicts. Says a lot about us really…
Australia was founded by Convicts. Its homicide rates is 1.8 per 100,000 population. The United States was founded by religious zealots. It's homicide rate is 6.3 per 100,000. Almost 400% greater than Australia. And I thought we were bad.
Prime Minister Harold Holt went for a swim at Cheviot Beach, near Portsea on 17th December 1967, and was never seen again. The event has been referred to as 'the swim that needed no towel'.
10 percent of Australians satisfy the definition of an 'ocker' . This 10 percent of the population consume 80 percent of the beer drunk in Australia. I'm not an ocker
Australia is one of the world’s most urbanised countries, with about 70 per cent of the population living in the 10 largest cities.
The average world population density is 117 people per square mile, that of the United States 76 and that of Macao is 69,000. Australia's is only 6.
The box jellyfish is considered the world's most venomous marine creature. The box jellyfish has killed more people in Australia than stonefish, sharks and crocodiles combined. So many things that can kill you…
Adelaide - Known as the City of Churches. Adelaide is the Capital of the only Australian state never to have received Convicts. Is universally recognised as a hole. I find that so offensive…especially since some yank wrote it.
Dropbears - Dropbears are an evil species of koala that fall from trees and attack humans. The evil strain of koala don't actually exist rather the story was created to fool Americans. And it still does…hehehe
In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalised by the Guinness Book of Records for sculling 2.5 pints of beer in 12 seconds. Bob later became the Prime Minister of Australia. He's such a legend.
It’s not a fact but it amuses me: So what characterises an Australian? Over the years wise Englishmen have observed that "An Australian is someone who reads comic books without moving his lips," and that "Jesus wasn't born in Australia as God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopey.
It was illegal for women to wear buttons in 15th century Florence.
When released in China, the film The Full Monty was titled Six Naked Pigs in the Mandarin Dialect.
A ten-gallon hat holds less than a gallon of liquid.
In Tibet it is considered good manners to stick out your tongue at someone.
Houdini was the first man to fly a airplane solo in Australia.
The world's first McSki opened in Sweden with Ski-Thru service - allowing skiers to ski up to the counter and order their McDonald's meal.
A survey reported that 12% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
The Muppet Show was banned from Saudi Arabian TV becuase one if its stars was a pig.
In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, written by Mark Twain, was the first novel ever to be written on a typewriter.
The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache in standard playing cards.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out. And therefore can’t lick its elbow either, one would assume?
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. Disney lies.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. So is whoever is in charge of Geocities.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. That goes out to all you hypochondriacs in the audience…
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. So that’s how Harriet broke our Xerox machine…
Most lipstick contains fish scales. All the more reason not to wear it.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Read into that what you will…
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. Ha ha, caught you out!
In Alaska it is illegal to shoot at a moose from the window of an aeroplane or other flying vehicle. Define "other flying vehicle." Can you see someone trying to kill a moose from a hand glider?
In Hartford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays. Can't you just see a select team of troops pointing their guns at some poor sod who attempted to give his wife a pash.
In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice-cream in your back pocket. Don't you just want to try it?
It is against the law to urinate in an elevator, in Singapore. Because let's face it, we all urinate in elevators frequently and hey, on the upside it's not illegal anywhere else.
Ancient Romans at one time used human urine as an ingredient in their toothpaste. "I'm going to question my history teacher about this one" - Harriet
Eating chocolate was once considered a temptation of the devil. Bring on the Dark Lord baby!
2,500 newborn babies will be dropped in the next month. What an encouraging statistic...
Odds of being killed by falling out of bed are 1 in 2 million. How can you kill yourself falling out of bed? Impale yourself on the cat?
1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper. Suddenly moving Taiwan seems like a great idea...
The number of births that occur in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia. "I think this is a good thing" – Harriet
The word kangaroo means “I don't know” in the language of Australian aborigines. When Captain Cook approached natives of the Endeavor River tribe to ask what the strange animal was, he got kangaroo for an answer. We don't know if this is true, but it sure as hell is funny…
Strange-but-real college courses offered: advanced cereal science, amusement park administration, clay wheel throwing, fatherhood & soil judging. Only in America right?
Libra, the Scales, is the only inanimate symbol in the zodiac. Hey Gnome that says a lot about you huh? - Harriet
Australian adjective - (the great....) the word 'bloody' - arguably Australia's greatest adjective because of its extensive use, signifying either approval or disapproval. Bloody oath!
To chew the crotch out of an Afghan camel-driver's jocks means to be extremely hungry in Australia. That does not make us think hungry thoughts…yuckyuckyuckyuck…
Ocker - anything typically Australian, but especially referring to the uncultivated Australian male, displaying qualities such as excessive boozing, chauvinism, uncouthness, footy worship and so on. Now who does that make you think of?
Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns. Couldn't you just imagine him cowering as a potted fern sat lifeless in a corner…this really confirms that the man is a nutbar.
Paper was invented early in the second century by a Chinese eunuch. Well it’s not like he had a hell of a lot else to do is it?
There is a sea squirt found in the seas near Japan that digests its own brain. When the sea squirt is mature, it permanently attaches itself to a rock. At this point it does not need to move anymore and has no need for a brain. So, waste not want not, it eats it. Like a married man with a six pack of beer really…
If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. We're all gonna try this now, right?
A cockroach can live 9 days without its head before it starves to death. We bet Paul McDermott has studied that one on a frequent basis (he has a rampant disgust of cockroaches).
The waste produced by one chicken in its lifetime can supply enough electricity to run a 100-watt bulb for 5 hours. See, the question here is …Who tested this theory?
A kangaroo can't jump unless its tail is touching the ground. But when it’s jumping its tail is nowhere near the ground. Actually, its tail is only on the ground when it’s stopped because its bum is on the ground…what wanker got paid to research that?
Jeremy Bentham, a British philosopher who died in 1832, left his entire estate to the London Hospital provided that his body be allowed to preside over its board meetings. His skeleton was clothed and fitted with a wax mask of his face. It was present at the meeting for 92 years. Are we all in agreement that the British are mental?
The longest fence in the world is in Australia and it runs for over 3,436 miles (5,530 km). It's called "the dingo fence" and was erected to keep out rabbits and dingoes. It actually plays a major part in the movie "Rabbit Proof Fence"
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Ah see, we always knew there was an advantage to it…
Talking on a cellular phone while driving is against the law in Israel. It’s illegal in Australia too because people get distracted and end up crashing their car. Sometimes karma is a good thing…
Anti-American demonstrators protesting in Bangladesh after the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks carried posters of Osama bin Laden sitting alongside Bert, a beloved Sesame Street muppet character. Oh so someone has their hand up Osama's butt too?
Approximately sixty circus performers have been shot from cannons. At last report, thirty-one of these have been killed. It's always funny until someone gets hurt…
Of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all named after artists and/or sculptors, Donatello does not occur in the same time period as Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raphael. This is neither funny nor really that interesting and is simply here because Harriet has a real Turtles fetish…
One of the many Tarzans, Karmuala Searlel, was mauled to death by a raging elephant on the set. Sometimes things do work out the way they should…Go that elephant.
In 1977, there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. In 1993, there were 48,000. At this rate, by the year 2010 one out of every three people will be an Elvis impersonator. If that's not a reason to declare open season on Elvis impersonators then I don't know what is!
4,000 people are injured by teapots every year. They're vicious them teapots!
The Australian $5,$10,$20,$50 and $100 notes are made out of plastic. It’s true, our money is plastic. It can still give you a nasty paper cut though.
In New York City, approximately 1600 people are bitten by other humans. There is so much wrongness in that…
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? All were invented by women. And what do men invent? Computers that crash after five minutes…a bit like them really…
A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room. They were either women or very pretty men.
A 20 year old protester was arrested in Montana after he assaulted a congress women from Iowa with a salmon. Gee those Montana men are fiesty.
There are more psycho-analysts per capita in Buenos Aires than any other place in the world. Maybe we should send Freya there then.
In downtown Lima, Peru, there is a large brass statue dedicated to Winnie-the-Pooh. The Peruvians need to get out more, really, they do.
Although people in the majority of countries of the world drive on the right side of roads, there are some fifty nations in which people drive on the left. These include England and many former English colonies such as Australia and New Zealand—but not the U.S. or Canada. There are several non-English countries where people also drive on the left including Japan. It's not so weird you know! And to make things even more odd, our steering wheels are on the right as well.
The twin towers of New York’s World Trade Center contain 208 elevators. Elevators rank as the safest form of transportation, boasting only one fatality every 100 million miles traveled. Stairs, in comparison, are five times more dangerous. I'm thinking (a) the site I'm looking at hasn't been updated recently and (b) I think there's been a significant rise in fatalities in recent years.
Arguably the largest state in the world, Western Australia covers one-third of the Australian continent. It spans over 2.5 million square kilometers (1 million square miles). And to think...most of it is inhabitable because its desert. No one lives in the centre of Australia, just around the sides.
Theaters in Glendale, California can show horror films only on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday. I just have to ask why? And does it include 'Rocky Horror'?
Anti-modem laws restrict Internet access in the country of Burma. Illegal possession of a modem can lead to a prison term. So that's why the Burmese fanclub failed!
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad. You know that might just deter drink drivers and help lower the road toll.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Most tropical marine fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood
Spider monkeys like banana daiquiris.
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two helpless protesters to death.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Due to the time zones, Santa has 31 hours to deliver gifts? This means that he would have to visit 832 homes each second! Are they saying it's not possible?
Christmas Carols were banned by Oliver Cromwell, in England between 1649 and 1660. Cromwell thought that Christmas should be a very solemn day so he banned carols and parties. The only celebration was by a sermon and a prayer service. My what a fun bloke.
In 1643, the British Parliament officially abolishes the celebration of Christmas. The Puritans in America tried to make Thanksgiving Day the most important annual festival instead of Christmas. But you don't get presents on Thanksgiving do you?
Some priests in Australia advise you to say "Happy Christmas", not "Merry Christmas", because Merry has connotations of getting drunk - which brings its own problems. One should say "Happy" instead. I think the priests were drunk at the time they thought of that.

The actual gift givers are different in various countries:
Spain and South America: The Three Kings
Italy: La Befana (a kindly old witch)
England: Father Christmas
France: Pere Noel (Father Christmas)
Russia: In some parts - Babouschka (a grandmotherly figure)
Other parts it is Grandfather Frost.
Germany: Christkind (angelic messenger from Jesus)
She is a beautiful fair haired girl with a shining crown of candles.
Scandinavia: a variety of Christmas gnomes. One is called Julenisse.
Holland: St Nicholas.

"Hot cockles" was a popular game at Christmas in medieval times. It was a game in which the other players took turns striking the blindfolded player, who had to guess the name of the person delivering each blow. "Hot cockles" was still a Christmas pastime until the Victorian era. This game should be re-installed as a Christmas tradition.
According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners
Christmas trees are edible. Many parts of pines, spruces, and firs can be eaten. The needles are a good source of vitamin C. Pine nuts, or pine cones, are also a good source of nutrition. Anyone actually willing to test this theory?
It is estimated that 400,000 people become sick each year from eating tainted Christmas leftovers.
Theodore Roosevelt, a staunch conservationist, banned Christmas trees in his home, even when he lived in the White House. His children, however, smuggled them into their bedrooms.
There are twelve courses in the Ukrainian Christmas Eve supper. According to the Christian tradition, each course is dedicated to one of Christ's apostles. Obviously not members of the local Weight Watchers.

A 13-year-old boy in India produced winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.
In 1982, a cactus in Phoenix, Arizona killed a man. David Grundman fired two shotgun blasts at a giant saguaro cactus that ended up falling on top of him.
An artist from Chicago named Dwight Kalb created a statue of Madonna made out of 180 pounds of ham. There are so many jokes that could be made outta this one.
Bernd Eilts, a German artist, turns dried cow manure into wall clocks and small sculptures. He is now expanding his business to include cow dung wristwatches.
By federal law, for a noodle to actually be a noodle it must have 5.5 percent egg solids in it, otherwise it cannot be called a noodle.
Among the Buganda people of Uganda, the widows of a deceased king have the honour of drinking beer in which the dead king's entrails have been cleaned.
When the volcano Krakatoa off the Java islands exploded in 1883, it was so loud that it woke some people up in South Australia.
Australian Graham Barker extracted his own belly button fluff every day for 18 years acquiring a record-breaking amount of fluff. He hopes to accumulate enough fluff to stuff a pillow. Some people have way too much time on their hands.
In 1631, two London bible printers accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."
The Bible has been translated into Klingon. (See the comment about Graham Barker)
Of married couples, 70% of men and 60% of women have cheated on their spouse. Oh well, at least that makes Gina, Paul, Fenny, Brad and Greg normal.