THE PLAYERS:
Glenn
Matt
 

I could have never prepared enough for what awaited me in England.
When I got there, the first thing I wanted to do was go see the
Taliban Leader, in hopes of getting information to find and kill
Bin Laden. "That fucker!" I said, "I want DEAD!!"
I didn't knwo how to react. "Hey, I'm hungry. Let's go to a restaurant.
How about Osama's Restaurant in New York?" he immediately
said, after finishing the US food packet. Boy
is that dehydrated fish good. I went back to the
hotel to relax. Boy, did I need to relax. However, when I
got there, there was a surprise awaiting me!! Extraneous exclamations!!!
After shouting "Extraneous exclamations!" I con
yelled "  ," which hurt the ears of the next-door
neighbors living in the whore house next door. When I was lonely,
I would visit them often and try not to kill anybody!!!!!! Oh no!!!!!!
Again I yelled "Extraneous exclamations!!" Anyway,
when I visited them, i often bought
a bagel with butter, which I then gave to other people
for their eggs. Anyway, I went the the counter again, and
began to beat off; the eggs, that is. After
I cleaned up, I threw the shells in the
garbage and picked them back up, for no good reason. As such,
I threw them back in. Then I went to the airport and
bought a ticket to Djibouti. Then I decided
to make a Djibouti call, in order to contact
the President. He informed me that he'd gotten hold
of a time machine, and was sending a team back in time to
fight the Aztec warriors. Banks put on his
armor and grabbed his sword. "Charge, right hand rule."
I mean "sword" figuratively, of course. Anyway, the charge
tiimedately took his "sword" and i ran away immediately.
"Run away," I yelled. "The Aztecs have pendulums with
simple harmonic motion!" Banks, using his long
sword, explained to everyone the glory of harmonics.