Lyrics
Ole'
Music: J. Jarrett
Admiration
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Lately, I've been so tired I can't sleep
it's been a week
My eyes shut, my body numbs and I'm
back on my feet
Dirty face with hands unclean
my mind is shot as hell
And I don't think the sun will rise
again until I'm well
Chorus:
Stop to admire your windows
Stop to admire your wife
Stop to admire the great
Admiration I have for your life
Maybe it's time I take a day
to get away
I need my peace and quiet
break me from this chain
Now that I'm gone I find a longing
for my next return
The songbird sings a harmony of
lessons taught and learned
Chorus
Float
Music: glb -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
In the air
We float up there
Now's the time
To take me where
Up & Down is
Side to Side
Can you take me
For a ride?
Turn off the lights and
Turn on your soul
Chorus:
You know I'm jonesin' for
(The beat that's in my feet)
Please say no more
Haley's Eyes
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
I walked down the parkway
with Haley by my side
She controls my body when I
look into her eyes
She wants us to run away to
a distant paradise
How can I say no when I
look into her eyes?
Chorus:
Look in Haley's Eyes and
make her proud
Look in Haley's Eyes and dont
let her down
I stole cash for Haley
i just wont let her cry
We are poor and hungry
in this world we won't get by
Look at Haley's face now and
see relentless sighs
I won't let her suffer when I
look into her eyes
Chorus
I tried to be the man I'm not
let us rectify the times
I tried to lead the pack up front
let us rectify the times
let Haley go, I've said too much
let us rectify the times
I plead the fifth and speak the first
let Haley close her eyes
Softcore Frog Porn
Music: Jarrett
Softcore Frog Porn II
Music: Jarrett
Russian Song
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Take a look at what I've swallowed
Emptiness reigns
I take these pills I'm insane
Take a look at what I've followed
Am I dreaming?
What's the worth of my dollar?
It can't pay the price of the
Collar that God put on me
Am I dreaming?
Chorus:
I know...I know I'm just leaving
I know...I know I'm deceiving
Take a look at what he's
Done to her
Colorful face
The blues and the black shades
That's not right in my book
Am I dreaming?
What's the worth of my dollar?
It can't pay the price of the
Collar that God put on me
I'm just dreaming dreaming
Water From Your Hands
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
I allied with the sky
together we got high
Acoustic thoughts I
projected down upon the earth
Yet, this mask of mirth
won't cover my eyes
The evening went well
but still this spell
Can't make me happy for one night
I happen to be friends with
the spirits of the damned
Chorus:
I miss being me
A part of me
Taken from my head
I'd love to drink the
Water from your hands
Jeff's Song
Music: Fry -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
It's a summer day and
I am still without a job
Squeeze the week for every drop
Standing from the doorway you
See me from the street
And my senses come alive
It is now time to let them
know that we are here
Stand up in the crowd and shout
along if you can hear
You think you're listening when
really you're a part
Of Jeff Fry's plan to
make things grand when
You and I must part
Chorus:
Jeff's Song
He wrote it because he loves
Jeff's Song
He wrote it because he loves you
It's Your Song
Way Down North
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
I saw three angels outside my door
I gave them hell and they begged for more
(I've got the answers)
Said "Come inside and have you a seat
its dollar chips and we play for keeps."
(I've got the answers)
The angel opened, I followed it up
I raised the blessed as I raised my cup
(I've got the answers)
Lay down your hands and let winner take all
who's got an ace, I got 'em all
Chorus:
Way Down North
We're crazy messed-up folk (what're you waitin' for?)
Way Down North
You know it's way up south (what're you waitin' for?)
Strobe lights on and I'll be gone
See spot leave but see Dogg drum
(I've got the answers)
It's a wonder my soul don't leave
my body to find sacred peace
(I've got the answers)
Sittin' under a shady tree
lookin for a forest leaf
(I've got the answers)
Sailin' on the seven seas
Goin nowhere cuz it understands me
(I've got the answers)
Chorus
Sunlight
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Snow flakes have fallen
The earth
now looks white with delight
My body's rising
To meet
My one and only Sunlight
Chorus:
When the clouds come
rollin' into town
I'll ask myself with a frown
Where is the sun I call my own?
Syphilitic Iguana
Music: Fry, Alles
9-Ball Monkey
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Oh, the monkey from the pool hall, baby
me and him go way way back
Round his neck and wrist he got the silver chains
and he sports the twisted sac
Oh the monkey loves the gangsta' rappers
the thug life must be grand
Now this little monkey's hanging on the rafters
Somebody get me a stand
Chorus:
Oh, the monkey from the pool hall, baby
He thinks that he knows all
Oh, the monkey from the pool hall, baby
Loves to shoot the 9-Ball
This sick, sick monkey loves Victoria's Secret
but he just won't tell
It's funny when we beat his ass all day long
he curses us to hell
Oh, the monkey tells a sad, sad story
of days back in the zoo
Now, this little monkey lives a carefree life
wallowing in monkey poo
Chorus
Cock-Knocker
Music: glb -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Fred was an old man who lived
down the block from me
Drawn face to a haggard place
He's short of sanity
No one knows his past except the
synapse in his head
Not even Fred knows himself
Memories are dead
Make your car run on water
Make your car explode
Did ya hear about the girl upstate?
They burned her in a hole
They kicked me off my farm
The peacock's ass is red
I got a shotgun in the house
The FBI is dead
They nearly started fuckin' international incidents
Two Steps Behind
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Flame top, that's the scene
Forget about your mind
Five O's coming into range
got six up on your mind?
Chorus:
Simple your life becomes where
'drastic' is not a word
Where everything is mainstream
but to you it's all unheard of
Wait for me, I'm just
Two steps behind
Re-arrange the cards and
put them in the pile
The result turns out the same
It's just a different style
Footprints in the sand
a path that leads to bliss
The tiny specks of blue
now become the blue abyss
Chorus
Indubitably
Music: Fry, Alles -- Lyrics: Fry, Alles
Return
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Winter fades and I won't learn
I'm confused and I'm concerned
For my well-being and those of others
It's cold and i am under covers
It's time to
return to you
I still smell you on my clothes
And you're the only one who knows
That my strong will is bleeding your
tears
I'll wipe away your fears
It's time to
return to you
Bridge:
The puddles splash beneath my shoes
I'm not that wet, just soaked in you
The driver takes just one wrong turn
I'm on the path to no return
Chorus:
You caught me red-handed this time
My hair in my hands, I'll pretend
It was in my mind
You caught me red-handed this time
But when you turn your back, I'll attack
I'm so out of line
Whisper words so i can't hear
Inaudible, yet so sincere
Tear me up, but leave me whole
Strengthen my undying soul
It's time to
return to you
Read the final chapter first
Tell me, should i expect the worse
Patience is what I can't find
Will our lives be intertwined?
It's time to
return to you
Chorus
Everything Undone
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Take away the love you give
Take away the hate
Take away all life and death
Take away the date
Take away the universe
Take away all space
Take away the devil and God
Take away your place
Chorus:
Everything forgotton, maybe
everything undone
With nothing left, there's nothing...
Nothing left as one
Take away the sun and moon
Take away the time
Take away the dreams you have
Take away the mind
Take away the songs you sing
Take away the text
Take away the melody
Take away what's next
Chorus
Slow Is the Night
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Where will we go, know one will know
except for the flow, it's exciting
I am your host, I'll show you the most
it's time for a toast and good dining
So perfectly slow, don't miss the show
Everyone peers and everyone sneers
and everyone fears, it's fantastic
Live in a house, or live like a mouse
just live until your great passing
So perfectly slow, don't miss the show
You're right, slow is the night
Chorus:
Are we so blinded by life's might
that we waste our nights?
If you died tomorrow would you
cherish every moment of your -
Life is the tree, and you are the seed
The wind is the people, it's growing
Follow your lead, and want what you need
and make sure to reap what you're sowing
So perfectly slow, don't miss the show
Chorus:
Are we so blinded by life's might
that we waste our nights?
If you died tomorrow would you
cherish every moment of those
Memories that you know best
you'll need them in your peaceful rest
Retire the attitude that life goes
On and on and on and on and on...
Slow is the Night
Alive Tonight
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Alive tonight I feel just right
The pickguard flashes pearly white
We'll give to you these sets of two
The music has it's grip on you
Now you know me
And I know you
The great companion
The nameless champion
Chorus:
Come down to the town we live in
Hear a brand new sound
We bust out shit like dogg's asshole
(but if you) come a tappin on the window &
tell us to turn down..
Fuck you, go home!
Stringin' up my G & L
I'll try to 'member my lyrics well
If we play like shit on stage
It's alright cuz you all paid
Now you know me
And I know you
The great companion
The nameless champion
Chorus
Everybody
Music: Alles -- Lyrics: Alles
Walking through a crowded room, wondering what I should do
Thinking, breathing, maybe I'll just be leaving
Walking through a dark street, wondering what I should sing
Squeaking, dreaming, have I been here before?
Talking to a handsome shadow, getting tips on ice cream salad
Sitting, beaming, what the hells on my door?
Table yells I gotta pee, restless spiders surround me
Yipping, yapping, what are you talking for?
Senseless frozen chutney jitters
Monkeys laugh when filled with glitter
Siamese twins talk to each other
Each one sounds much like his brother!
Chorus:
Everybody, everybody, everybody
Shut the fuck up!
Sitting in a giant tree, guns pointed straight at me
Living, learning, need I say uh oh?
Laughing at a stormy sea, sitting on a rotten seat
Music blaring, why are you up there?
Soothing headache, medecine music
Gleeming elephants and their humans
Powdered pandas and their pooches
Please excuse my useless usage...(of grammar)
Chorus
As I got my underwear I ran into a big blue care bear
She offered me fellatio, which I most gratiuolsy accepted
Upon climaxing oh I shrieked, Do I have something that you need?
She replied most definately you see you my make up is on your seat!
(incoherant mumblings)
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Chorus
Raphael
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Up in the sky with the alabaster clouds
Shine like a firework, then fizzle out
Float on the breeze, celestial bird
Fly on the cosmos and spread the good word
You know that I'm true
Got nothing to lose
Chorus:
You showed me the islands last summer
Far from the coast where I dwell
We'd shoot the breeze high above the palm trees
Thank you, Raphael
Pray in the forest and drink on the sand
Sing to the seashells that dance in your hand
Storm on horizon, bring down the kite
Back on your wings and fly into the night
Back in the sky
Show me how you fly
Chorus:
You showed me the ice caps last summer
Far from the coast where I dwell
I've never met such intelligent pets
Thank you, Raphael
Bridge:
Sunset is never the end of the day
Nighttime is morning, a half-world away
Cross-eyed and pale-faced I feel on the sea
But when I'm this high, I just laugh in the breeze
I'll never forget the day you passed away
I kneeled in the shadow that was cast by your grave
Stayed there 'til morning and swore that I'd tell
All of the chaps 'bout my friend, Raphael
You know that I'm blue
What else can I do?
Chorus:
You showed me the congo last summer
Far from the coast where I dwell
We spent all our time on your wings so divine
Thank you, Raphael
Dustpan & Broom
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
All I'm asking from you
Is a dustpan and broom...'cuz my
World came a crashing down
And I got spun around
What am I supposed to do?
In the rubble I lay
As my body decays...I just
Don't have the urge to move
Don't have a point to prove
Still, you help me today
Chorus:
Give me a broom and I'll clean this mess
Give me a start and I will progress
You're the foundation that
Builds me a tower
But I'm still the building that
Falls every hour
All I'm asking from you
Is a dustpan and broom...'cuz my
World is a messy place
Often a big disgrace
What am I supposed to do?
In the bathtub I lay
Feel my hair turning grey...I just
Don't have a mirror to see
What has become of me
Still, you lead me the way
Chorus
Johnny's Favorite Island
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Blue, like the water that crests on the
Seashore, where there's sand that rests lightly
Beneath my feet
And I feel complete
Red, like the clouds that are on the
Horizon, where the colors all melt on the
Ocean line
A brilliant design
The crabs dance a jig
Those bastards get big
In summertime on
Johnny's favorite island
The sand on the beach
Man, you'd think it was bleached
In summertime on
Johnny's favorite island
The wind in my hair
A life without cares
In summertime on
Johnny's favorite island
I'll drink a beer
For those who aren't here
In summertime on
Johnny's favorite island
Chorus:
Come down, Come down with me
Relax, Relax with me
Sit back, Sit back and smile
Summertime, on Johnny's isle
House Party
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
It was a Saturday night in August, 02
Headin to the party with Tim and our crew
We had the music, it was groovin' in a soothing sort of way
And so we danced upon the lawn and drank the nectar from the keg
Old heads, new heads, head on my beer
Livin on top for one night of the year
So we smoked it and we joked and played the pong of beer persuasion
Bringing down the house, we come in full inebriation
Chorus:
House party!
I was keepin it vanilla but Tim was chocolate chip
Two eyes on the prize but three sheets to the wind
Like a magician he was missin' when the time had come to split
David Copperfield would shake his hand and ask him how he did it
Long story short: he went to take a piss
Passed out in the woods, didn't wake 'til 6
So I made it home elated as my clock struck up a tune
Turned off the lights and never knew Tim was asleep under the moon
Chorus
Scratch 'Dat Belly
Music: J. Jarrett -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
Now we know
That a man and his dog are best friends
And if you're conscious long enough you'll
depend on these words that I speak
Now my dog,
There's one thing you do to win Spirit's heart
Just one action, one action to
Start, the convulsive leg.....you've got to
Chorus:
Scratch that belly, dee-dee-dee
Scratch that belly, dee-dee-dee
If you don't scratch that belly
then the dog won't be yours
And if I were your dog I'd walk right
Out of the door
Now it seems
That this scratch just don't heal an itch
But it sure does wonders on my
Bitch, who says dogs can't smile?
In a room that's full of cats I wouldn't
dare to scratch their tats, and get a nasty
fur attack, because my allergies are whack
We gotta keep it strong with dogs because they
Love us for who we are, and that is that...you gotta
Chorus
Molecular Hoagie II (Claim To Fame)
Music: J. Jarrett / J. Fry -- Lyrics: J. Jarrett
This day will find me
Alone in my head
I smile
Not really knowing why
the sunlight is red
You'll know when my
Imagination's lame
You're my only
Claim to fame
Your laughter is
Music to my ears
I smile
Now fully knowing why
Your hours seem like years
From now on they will
Only hear my name
You're my only
Claim to fame