Welcome to Counter-Strike
I bet you suck, like
A newbie
Stop playing, and go watch a movie
It's the first round
Money? We only have a pound
So you'll only hear the sound
Of a DE with an extra clip
I'm gonna pistol whip you're lip
But this isn't Halo
I'm still looking forward to Condition Zero
I'm part of the big T
NOt the one that starts with a C
I will sneak up on you with my knife
And take away your life
With those taken lives, I have a fixation
When you're dead, you'll hear "j00miliation"
And your buddy, I will tear his skin
Then you'll hear "Terrorists Win"
I am the most Disruptive
You see my moves, and you finally realize that I'm corruptive
I have enough dough for an AK
You're scared, but you sum up the courage to play
When your head is up, I click not spray
You lose again, I guess this isn't your day
Third round, You have an M4
You use your own buddy as a lure
You take mine out, and you think you're hardcore
You have no excuse to die
I see you in the corner, this is going to be easy as pie
Thought you had an M4, but I guess you lied
You're an AWP whore, now you deserve to die
You have Max Zoom on Bomb Site B
I'm around the corner, you can't see me
You're a damn fool
Now I'm right behind you
You can hear my footsteps
You have no backup; one teammate left
His gun's bigger
But he hesitates to pull the trigger
Now it's time for you
I throw in my HE, waiting for you to get screwed
It blows, but you're not dead
I come around the corner and put a clap in your head
One more round, knives only, guns down
You should run quick, with no sound
Go ahead and try to pwn my life
Try a tricky move like pulling out a MP5
You're pathetic, I put cold steel in your dome
And don't make up an excuse, like you had to answer the phone
You heard "j00miliation" one last time
now you disconnect from Online
Get some sleep, go practice in the morning
You might find me online, in your clan server pwning
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other counter strike rhymes:
I'm the best at impalation
Killing peeps across the nation
At camp they gave you the boot
It won't do much, now say wOOt.
Everytime you try to hide
I'm right there at your side
It's no use, don't make a fuss
All your base are belong to us
You could run but if you try
all of you will surely die
You could pray for new salvation
But I'm the best at impalation
Big big guns won't help at all
if I am there, you'll prob'ly fall
More Rhymes Bihatch!