Redneck Jokes

REDNECK JOKES

(These are jokes that I have written, so if you would like to use them for your own personal use then please contact me at my E-Mail address. Most of these I got were from my own personal experience with ex-boyfriends and myself. I hope you enjoy them!!!!!!! )

You Might be a REDNECK GIRL if:

You own more flannel than dresses
If your Barbie dolls drove trucks instead of corvettes when you were little
You have more tattoos than your boyfriend.
When a guy calls you dear, and you think of hunting season
If your subscription is to Reels and Rods and not Cosmo
If your beauty routine consist of blacks, browns and greens for camouflage
If you use a nail file as a back up blade sharpener
If your fish hooks double as earrings
If evening wear consists of night goggles and a special scope
When you look forward to the smell of diesel in the morning
If you look forward to naming your first son Billy Bob

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK GUY IF:

When you are at a party standing next to the snack table and someone asks you if you want dip and you say “no thanks, I got my own”
You get your hats when you buy your chainsaws
When you consider beef jerky and beer as part of the food group
When your truck in older than you
When you start to consider your truck as family
If you have more guns than silverware
When the word bathroom means tree to you
When a good time means drinking beers till you pass out in the back if your truck
When fancy means dining out at McDonalds
When hunting season means more to you than Christmas
When you get upset cause you had to spend 50 cents on a ring for your girlfriend cause the first quarter just got you a sticker.

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