Me in Solitary Confinement

UPDATE: I'm in federal prison now. I'm having a great time - I've even gotten used to the constant anal rapes.

Here is a snippet from the court docket:

JUDGMENT by Judge Lacey A. Collier: BENJAMIN DAVID GILLILAND(1) count(s) 1, 2 . Custody of BOP [Bureau of Prisons] for 60 mos as to Ct 1 and 75 mos as to Ct 2 with counts to run concurrently one with the other; supervised release of 3 yrs with counts to run concurrently one with the other; SMA [special assessment] of $100.00 each ct; total restitution of $25,517,666.46 joint and severally with codefts. BENJAMIN DAVID GILLILAND (1) count(s) 3-36 dismissed upon govt oral motion during sentencing. [Entry date 08/09/01]

! Other Great Links About Me !

The Court was Looking for Me
Some People were Saying Bad Things About Me
I was Found in Contempt Because I Wouldn't Pay Up
I Copped a Plea
Many People Went to Jail
Now I'm Trying to Recover Some Money from My Ex-Wife
But, Hey! I Made Forbes!

My Favorite Links

Federal Bureau of Prisons
Quatloos! Cyber-Museum of Scams and Frauds

Dedication

To GORDY, who made me his bitch. I love you, man.