I Hafta Pee
Sung to the tune of "Why Don't You Get a Job?" by
Offspring
Today I discovered I like apple juice
I drink it every day
I said "man I really like this Mussleman stuff"
It just really makes my day
I fill up my glass and then I talk on the phone
And empty it all the way
I want more juice just to quench my thirst
Well my friend, I gotta say
I hafta pee, hafta pee, ya, to pee-eeee
I hafta pee
Hafta pee, hafta pee, ya, to pee-eeee
I hafta pee
Well I went to the bathroom and let it all out
My bladder feels better this way
So I got some more juice and drank the rest of the bottle
And my friends I gotta say
I hafta pee, hafta pee, ya, to pee-eeee
I hafta pee
hafta pee, hafta pee, ya, to pee-eeee
I hafta pee
Well I guess it ain't easy goin' pee all DAY yeah
yeah...
But hey man this apple stuff is the best ever made, ever made
Let me tell ya 'bout my other friend now
She gets high off of strawberry juice, man it's really
sad
She gets drunk in the worst kind of way
She wants more but I say no it's not okay
Well my friend, we've gotta say
We hafta pee, hafta pee, ya, to pee-eeee
We hafta pee
Hafta pee, hafta pee, ya, to pee-eee
We hafta pee
Copyright Megan C.