BOB #2
Criminal Activities Report
Bob was last sited at a P.E.T.A. (People for the eating of tasty animals) meeting. It is said that he and others like him have infiltrated this organization and have been sending secret information to certain members of the Senate. This information is said to be letters from the leader of their home world. Ten of these letters have been delivered. The letters contain instructions of certain members of the president's cabinet to oversee the alien colonization of earth. Our goal is to stop BOB as he is their leader on earth and a menace to society. We wil dispatch special force units to the White House and the Pentagon. We will also send officers to every P.E.T.A. meeting or conference. Their assignment is to find BOB and any of his minions that turn up. All the officers will go undercover, but will be armed.
If you see BOB, do not attempt to apprehend him. Consider him extremely dangerous and call for assistance. BOB will resist arrest at all cost, so be prepared. Tell any civilians to stay out of the area. Tell civilians that if they spot BOB, they must call 1-800-Spot-Bob.
--Commander-in-Chief
Copyright Sarah G.