The Gibbons

Official Bios Page

Mark Helfman

lead vocals & drumms

BIO:  Not a whole lot to talk about.  Mark likes basketball, buffalo wings, music, and small children.  Mark works part time at the Deer park (a local tavern) as "the guy that washes the dishes" and goes to the University of Delaware where he gets beat up daily.  Aside from getting picked on by the real college students, he spends most of his free time playing his music and pursuing his dream as an elementary gym teacher where he can further indulge in his passion of basketball but more so with small children.  Mark sucks.

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Brain Stozek

 bassist & back-up off from the mic vocals

Bio:  not much more to say about Brian either.  he's known by locals of Mary Washington college as the squatting sasquatch because of his big hairy endowments and his amazing ability to play the bass like his fingers are way too big for the damn frets.  here is a picture donated from a local farmer who caught him in the act of raiding a kitchen and escaping with a mauled Quaker oats bar.  He likes buffalo wings too.

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Chris Cornell (middle one in the back)

guitarist & the terrible backup vocals

BIO:  Chris smells funny.

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