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for all you people who think that this website was made by hooligans who have nothing elso to do, you are wrong! There were many other things that we should have been doing! Take that, southern Cal Tech, which may or may not exist! We were supposed to find out whether it existed or not! Now many will be lost, with possible involvement of wolves! Huzzah!

you shall never guess the new password! bwahh ha ha hah hh haha hah hahha hh ha hahhh hahah ha a hah ha hah ahahahhahahhaahahha.... cough, ehhhh! Ha Ha! We've foiled you already! Unless you bee Ilan! BEE!

No Ilana here!


Now for our sister pages:
Your source for the M.O.G. empire on the web!
Giantrobotfight2001's rant page and nerd fun zone!


Join The No Ilan Club soon! Why do we hate Ilan so much? Because of his anti-abortion, anti-female perspective in general? thats one of the reasons. Is it because he believes in nuking our home country, The Isle Of Man? Or is it because he was the original writer for the 1960 nbc comedy "Get out ya Ruskies!"? No, the reason we hate 446546 SO much is because he refusesing to bow down to the No Ilan club and assert the power of MONKEYS!

do you remember the original planet of the apes? Want some rye? Course you do! DE PLANE! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE! WE GOT TO WARN THEM!

Do you want Jack Canfield stealing your plankton and eating your children? we thought not! Watch out! he might be coming to your town soon!!!!!!




GREAT SITE CON HEIL!
Now for a fun button!


Having fun with our Fun Button? It might actually do something in the future!

The Beaver says: "Eieov is just like a huge redwood, eventually we'll chew his knees out and he'll collapse so we can turn his legs into a new dam for us, just like that one guy... you know who I'm talking about... ergh... *hick*... i need another drink... yeah! You're always a ... thing.... wha? five dollars? you son of a gunnn..."


This beaver just made fun of your ignorance in the field of quantum physics! Are you going to let him get away with it? Click on the beaver for sweet, sweet vengeance...of doom!!!! Jeremy Cho eats bees.

Are you saying that Erik the Red doesn't use his axe?


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AP) - Californians faced a second day of rolling blackouts Thursday as the state readied to spend millions to keep electricity flowing and prevent money-strapped utilities from going broke. Mog neither!

DOn't Click on This Link, it has no real purpose!!!! SO CLICK!