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| This website updated and maintained by Ghettohoon: The Man. (c) 2001. All rights reserved. Whatever that means. Props to Wendy Keng for inspiring Ghettohoon to create this website, and a promised shout out to Ghettohoon's favorite AT big sibling Aileen! |
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| Go to a completely random webpage. Ghettohoon is quite random, as you may have already found, or very soon will find. He is not responsible for its content. Hehe... |
| I hope you're interested about what's happening out there in the world, away from your sheltered little bubble of wealth, peace and self-interest. Yeah, a lot of it does affect you and me: |
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| 2003! Think it about it for a minute. Really, think. Keep thinking. Ponder. 2003. That number is the current year. Can you believe it? Where are the flying cars and floating cities?!?!?! I'm really starting to get concerned that within 12 years we won't have highways in the sky, hoverboards, auto-fit shoes, self-drying jackets, electronic newspapers, hydrowave pizzas, or robot-run cafes, all of which are common in 2015 as depicted in Back to the Future II. Of course, if we expected Hollywood outcomes in the real world (like we so often do), Los Angeles and the rest of the U.S. by now would no longer exist, either because of a disbanded government and chaotic anarchy since 1996 (Demolition Man), or as the result of a nuclear holocaust in 1997 (Terminator II: Judgement Day). The list goes on. Anyway, somebody needs to get on those hoverboards. |
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| Ghettohoon has been quite infrequently working on this webpage for a while now. Yeah, it's not that elaborate or exciting, but it's his first try, and it's just for fun. If you like it, make it a favorite and come back often - it will be continually updated. If you don't like its contents, then get out of here and make your own. It's incredibly simple and you can get a head start, because in about five years everyone in the world will have a homepage. As far as mine goes, well it's really not for your entertainment. I mean, it is, but it's more for me. Putting all of this stuff (memories, thoughts, pictures, etc.) down somewhere gives me a refererence point for this period of my life. I don't really care what you think of it or how much you think you know me from some random things I write. This could be filled with lies for all you know...muah ha ha ha! My point is, this site is kind of like a journal. I'm not making it to impress you or entertain you, but rather give me something to look back on. I encourage you to do the same. This is, in many ways, the real me. Love it or leave it...but don't forget to sign the guestbook! All comments are welcome and encouraged, but all suggestions will be swiftly rejected. After some time passes, you will forget you made the suggestion and I will pass it off as my own. OK, just sign the guestbook. |
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| The Latest Scoop on Ghettohoon: April 2003: Alright, I've pretty much given up hope of having time to update this beast anytime soon. I'll try to continually add to Pictures, Whatev, Life @ BU, and maybe Movies. The others may have to wait until I can totally revamp this site in the year 2046. In August I'll be going back home (my birthplace home) to Southern Cali. I'll be teaching at this school and getting an M.A. at the Univ. of San Diego for two years. Feel free to visit, and keep checking back here for updates! |
| Websites Ghettohoon hits at least three times daily: www.google.com www.boston.com (his homepage) www.cnn.com www.espn.com www.imdb.com www.accuweather.com www.startribune.com www.signonsandiego.com |
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| - THIS SITE IS BEST VIEWED WITH A SCREEN RESOLUTION OF 1024 x 768 PIXELS. NO, SERIOUSLY! - |
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| Ghettohoon knows a little random trivia (famous quotes, geography). Everyone should. You never know, it could someday prove useful when there's a gun to your head. Or you could just pretend you're really intelligent when you play Trivial Pursuit, because we all know that has nothing to do with IQ (which, by the by, is completely meaningless in and of itself, as proven by the late Stephen Jay Gould in The Mismeasure of Man), and everything to do with who has looked through the most cards. |
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| people have wasted valuable time on this site, including you. |
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| Yep, a ram playing a banjo! Haha, get it? Me neither, but somone out there is making a decent living developing these nonsensical clip arts... |
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