| "If excessive
masturbation is a crime, then I am a fugitive of the law." -Gabe Gott |
"Jeremy,
if you kill me I'm going to kill you."
-Eric Bigham |
"How do you
make your penis look bigger? Put it in the hands of a four year
old."
-Jason McClain |
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| "You
are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."
-Tyler Durden |
"Fuck rational
thought."
-George Carlin |
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| "I am a
womanless sexy sexy bitch!"
-Matthew Wilkinson |
"Yoda
was the greatest of all Jedi, but then again he did have nine hundred
years to practice."
-Gabe Gott |
"The bass
guitar is best played when you are naked."
-Gabe Gott |
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| "Try not. Do
or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda |
"A man is
already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
-Brendan Francis |
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| "The only true
wisdom is knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates |
"What
difference is there between us, save a restless dream that follows my
soul but fears to come near you?"
- Kahlil Gibran |
"Wisdom begins
in wonder."
-Socrates |
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