Tea with George and his Aardvarks |
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Tea with George and his Aardvarks |
ALL ABOUT TEAAlthough im not really an authority...
Well, once upon a time, there was me, George, and I was put upon this
earth, and slowly, but unsurely, brought up to gorge on the occasional
cup of tea, not thinking about its origins, until I was above the age
of consent.
Now, at this ripe old age, I do believe its a sort of plant grown in mostly
very
hot countries, far away from England. I do believe also that these plant
leaves do appear some time later on the supermarket shelf in town,
or maybe even down in my local
village, so that I may take them home a drink a superb cuppa. Absolutely
Splendid...
TYPES OF TEA
I overheard on the grapevine that there was more to Tea than the regular Tea
that I enjoyed from the local store.
Surely there cant be anything else?
I had been brought up on supermarket tea, or top brand tea, but now there
were all these different types, none of which smelt or tasted like tea.
What the hell was going on?
Er... Curry Tea, anyone? Click on this if you dare:
THE BENEFITS OF TEA
A short section on what Tea can do for you! I already know what it does for me,
and the benefits to ones life and health can be astounding.
Tea can even make your limbs grow back, or bring people back from the dead.
Trust me, i'm not a doctor. Get a load of this:
HOW TO MAKE THE TEA
Now. Theres a thousand ways to make or break a nice cup of Tea, but how the
hell does George do it? Especially at 7am, yawning and unshaven, how does our
hero get the Tea together, and how, after all these years, does he completely
cock it up? Check out this special page:
THE GREAT TEA DEBATE
People have been arguing, even fighting, about tea throughout the ages,
but it is only now, what with proper riot police, can we actually get down
and get serious about what tea people like, and what it means to them.
Here's a glossary of questions that need to be answered before getting
kicked in the castanets...
Read this, and then forget you ever read it:
GEOGRAPHICAL TEA MAPS
Where does Tea come from. No, not just Tescos. It acually gets grown and
processed before it reaches the Tescos shelf! Unbelievably, this might even
happen somewhere on the other side of the world to where you live.
When I found this out, I fell off my chair in shock!
Click on this link, and retire to safe distance:
BEST TEA IN LONDON TOWN
Ahhh, London Town, Dickensian teahouses, Dickensian characters everywhere,
and Queen Victoria still on the throne. Life here hasnt changed a bit since the
eighteenth century, as far as I'm concerned anyway,
and the secret to it all is in a cup of tea.
But where to find the perfect cuppa?
Read on and digest with valour and vanity:
TEA LOVERS
If Tea be the food of love, drink on.
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That tea strainer again, it had a dying fall.
My Kingdom for a Cuppa:
TEA MESSAGEBOARD
Collected from the inserts of a million christmas crackers, george has
built up a bible of tea philosophy and life changing instruction, based
around the ancient art of tea gulping. He had kindly agreed to share these
with the world.
Read this if you've nothing at all better to do:
TEA MOVIE Motion Picture
There's only one real way to experience a nice hot cup of tea,
and i'm afraid thats
beyond the realms of this Website. But the closest I can get to this sensation
is to bring you my very own oscar winning debut, with my best performing teapot
in a supporting role. Wake up and smell the cuppa...
In cyberspace, no-one can hear you slurp: Tea Movie B-Movie (avi 400k) (PC) Tea Movie B-Movie (Quicktime 166k) (Mac)
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