If you need space join Nasa Baby!!

There are easier things in life than finding the perfect guy, like nailing Jello to a tree for instance

Ive noticed something about thing room...it has an appauling lack of mistletoe

What a shame.... it looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks.

Remember..... when someone’s annoying you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to move your arm and slap them.

Tell your little voices to shut up! I can’t hear mine!

Stupid cupid... stop picking on me!

WHAT?! Santa ain't real?!

One tequilla.... two tequilla.... three tequilla....Floor.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

The last time I saw a face like yours, I threw it a banana

Well, I’ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much cheese

So many frogs, so few princes.

Everyone says there is a Mr. Right, I think my got hit by a truck.

I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.


If life hands you lemons, throw them at life’s head and yell...I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!!!!

Whoever said everything is possible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.