Chatty- What are we like?
[ These are various things that me and my friends say that are pretty funny and they keep on growing and growing ]
(Referring to me peering out of the big window) (I've got mayo over my face) -----------------------------
Kat-Go on jump :laughs: Not really
Jeremy- Mr Varley isnt going to fancy you looking all squishy like a pizza
Me-I don't look like a pizza
suze -You dope!
Me -Gregg your a woman
Gregg - Yeah well it takes one to know one doesn't it?
::Walks off::
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(Gregg's surfing the net and Jeremy stands behind him)
Gregg- I'm not a pervert!
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(Pete comes up 2 me and I hold his goatee
Me- What's with the beard.
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Gregg- I'm not paranoid anyway
Me- Are!
(Gregg gives me the eye)
Me- S, t, u v w x y z.
Gregg- What your saying i am
Me- No im just reciting the alphabet!
Gregg- Strange how you said R though, its the timing.. im not stupid you know
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Alan carter (tutor)
Alan- You alright
Suze- No she's half left I thought I told ya.
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Suze- There's Papa smurf (so we call him) where's the smurfette one?
me- That's the one they thought I fancied, his names Simon so they thought I
fancied him cuz on my Simon
Suze- Is it?
Me- Yeah, he doesn't look like a Simon does he?
Suze- No he looks like a moron
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(Damien coughs)
Me- Wheezing Giraffe!
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(subjit walks past)
subjit- Oi kirsty..suck it!
Me- She was told not to put small things in her mouth
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Me- Jeremy when's the assignment got to be in
Jez- Today
me- But what does that really mean Jeremy, what's the meaning?
jez- i don't know what's the meaning of life
Stu (technician) What's the meaning of DEADLINES!
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(Gregg on the bus back from Alton towers)
Gregg- My batteries run out
Suze- What your batty?
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(me, suze, Kat, ash and Gregg round a table and me n suze r trying to prove Ben
(Gregg's mate) is gay)
Gregg- He's not gay
Me- He so is
Suze- He's like Hello Gregory :laughs:
Me- what's his second name?
Gregg- Hind-march
Me and suze burst out laughing!
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(Damo keeps dissing my makeup saying less is more)
Kirsty- Seeya later
Me- Seeya oh and damo lay off the mascara, less is more.
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Kirsty- Richard Hillman was in Zanzibar from Coronation street
Suze- Who's he play?
Me- Richard Hillman!!
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Me-Dagger eyes!
Gregg- Eh? Cauterise?
Me- Dagger eyes!
Gregg- Paralyse?
me Dagger eyes!
Alan- Gemma what are you trying to do
me-Make him say dagger eyes
Alan- Why
me- Because its funny!
Alan- Well its starting to bug me
Me- and what are you doing over there thats so interesting?
Alan- Pardon?
me- Dagger eyes!!
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Alan talking about Bus networking
Alan- What's a bus?
me- A form of public transport!
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In rubenas lesson I'm sitting diagonally to Gregg
me- (whispering) Bender
Gregg (Really loud) I'm not a bender!!!!!!!!
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Suze- Nice mayo you got there
(My hairs all
bushy and in Ponytail)
Suze: Look at your hair
Me: I know but it looks okay doesnt it?
suze: yeah....for a foxes tail mwahahaha
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Kat: Im an actor!
Me:Yeah and if that dont work out you can always try an actress
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Gregg: I've got a big hole
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Me: yeh so ill text you after charmed when you give me your number
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Gregg: Girls just talk about Boys in the toilets
Me: Yeah becuase you should know
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Kully : Would you have sex with an old woman for a £100,000?
Gregg: No
Kully: What about like a donkey...for a £100,000
Gregg: Oh yeah
(We laugh)
Gregg: No!
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Me:Woot nick txt me back! HE'S WHAT!?!?!
HE'S IN SCOTLAND!!!!!!
ow dead foot
Vesta:LOL!!!!
well at least he texted
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(Vesta's comp is playing up again)
Me: Im wondering if i should write a fanfic?
Vesta:are u ready....
Vesta:FINISHED!!!!!
Me: Yay
Me:You know you make me wanna!its on the radio they are number 19 go them!
Vesta:(my graphics that is!)
Me: Can you read what im saying?
Me:Roar!!!!!!!!
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Me: Boy Names: cole, kane, harvey, josh
Vesta:sum1s been watching way to much sabrina! lol erm Blake, Cole or Leo
me:sum ones been watching way to much charmed! lmao
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Me: is Southport a city?
Vesta: (yes Southport not Stockport!)
Me: okay so you say it once and your named for life lmao!
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Me: Fave Book: The cat that wanted to go home lol
Vesta: WUH?????!!!!! is that for ages 5+??lol, erm...LOTR TTT!!!!
Me:yeah actually i loved that book in my junior school so much that i nicked it
from them
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FaveMagazine:
Vesta: Star Trek!
Me: they have there own magazine *cough*why*cough*
Vesta: HEy!!!! stinky!!! dya want ur name to remain stinky???!!!!grrrrrrrrrr
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Best Taste In Music:
Me: vesta
Vesta: aaaawwww *lookin at her album collection...ahhh the golden oldies*
Gem!: i was talking more about the likes of Blue and Shania but if you wish to
talk about Phil bloody collins then go ahead lol kidding he is going deaf tho!
he has a reason if his music starts sounding bad! lmao
Vesta: *sniff* i know! *looks at album collection again* ooh wait..i have blue
and shania too! *cough*andsclub7*cough*
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What do you think of when you hear this word--
Biscuit?
Me: Mine and vesta's came of catch the biccie
Vesta: Yeah and the drip free tea cup
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You get an assignment to make a soundtrack on your life, which songs would you
put on?:
ME: (we will be getting phil collins from vesta)
Vesta: to bloody ryt! lol
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-Number of scars on my heart:
Me:dunno (sounds like a sorta dumbass question)
Vesta lol it is a dumbass question
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Do you enjoy instant messaging people you don't know:
Me: no well not really, lets not do a ''and me what honey'' now shall we.
Vesta ur never gonna forget that one are ya!!! ROFL!! how about a do u have a
phone, i'm so desperate to ring u and the text u at 1 O'Clock in the morning
just to tell u i'm in college!
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Me: ooh that reminds me ill go make my quiz again
just as soon as I remember what the feck the add is
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Me: Bad ass! lol what u doing cuz im bored so unbore me or ill Get you!!! ::Da
da dah!!!! music::
Vesta: *rolls eyes* lol i am doing fudge all! lol
just downloading episodes
Me:Crappers! yawnville potipus!
Me: What's with the rolling off all these eyes? how many do u have for gawd sakes?
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Me: Your about as much use as a chocolate teapot
Ash: They are useful if your hungry!
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Gregg (to Jeremy): You look like a fish, cuz of your hair
Jeremy: You what
Ash: Fish dont have hair!
(Gregg has no good insults!)
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(We are trying to prove that Gregg has no good insults)
Suze: Kiss my arse
Gem: Go on Gregg insult her back
Gregg (After 10 minutes): Are you going to the Wulrus shop then
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Tez: I hate AOL
Me: Yeah me too, its sooo crap
Tez: They are utterly utterly utterly Shizer
Me: Yeah they go 'are you sure you havent done that...and im like oh right because turning on the fucking computer just happened to slip my mind!
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[Another one of Vesta's and my catapult games, and its like an imitation of Pirates of the caribbean]
Vesta:*places tea in non drip cup and catapults over* (speedy was too slow)
[[Gem]] Ah but you have heard of me! Johnny Depp is Hawt! says:
You will remeber this as the day you almost -Gets hit my teacup and falls over wall-
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Me: ok what the hell has dad got for my lunch macaroni beef bolanaise what the feck is that!
Me :-X
Vesta: lmao! MWAHAHAHAHA poison!
Me: yep it has to be
Me: its like make up your mind is it beef, macaroni or spagetti for crying out loud!
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[My Jack Sparrow drunk moments] [looking for my wine] look in one cup..pulls face, looks in the other pulls face cant find it! [looks up and its there] smiles and drinks it
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Kit: u seen him online??
Me: well hes a member so yeah
Kit: lmfao well i ain't
[kit goes offline]
Me: Well it would help if you were online!
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[Im in a banner making craze after getting photoshop]
Gem: Hehe do u want a banner and by that i mean YOU WANT A BANNER! lmao
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Nay: I'm gonna apply to Britney's label
Me:Go Nay its ya Birfday and sparrow is Mine mwahahahahaaa *cough* so remember this as the day [Falls over wall]
Nay: LMFAO! god i luff yoo *hugs*
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Nay:are you good at giving advice? (i am, but not to myself!
Me:Id like to think i am
Nay:then help! My situation with Jayz, whaddoooo i do?
Me:Go over to Australia via le Black Pearl hijack a plane from there just for fun like and then find him with ya compass me lass
Nay:lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1. he lives in new zeeeebraland. 2. jack wont gimme it 3. my compass is brokeded!
Gem: New zealand well whos friggin idea was tht lmao kidding!
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- God me and my friends do get up to alot of stupid stuff! -