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What is a 'Full Fenland'

A Full Fenland is what you can claim to have gained if you have visited all the places with the names of multiple named settlements in the Fens of England. For the sake of clarity, a multiple named settlement is one which shares a common name with a least two other settlements and all are within 10 miles of another. This criteria rules out places like Quadring which have only two settlements sharing that name, despite an additional fen. Similarly Sutton near Ely is not required to gain a Full Sutton since it is more than 10 miles from any of the other Suttons. Nor do you need to visit the Yorkshire village of Full Sutton (or have done time at its prison) in order to gain one! All the places means all villages, Fens, Marshes and Commons with the name attributed to it. As a rule of thumb these are limited to those shown on the relevant 1:50000 map and exclude Manors or Farms with the name attributed to them. For instance, Whaplode Drove Common is not required as it only figures on the 1:25000 map. Also Whaplode Manor is not required. Internal points are given for reaching each place within a settlement group, to get the Full award for each settlement group, 100 points must be attained. The most famous of these awards is the Full Gedney. Points are not always given to all places, this is because they are synonymous with gaining another place. Examples of this include Gedney Marsh (the same as Gedney Dyke, Dawsmere or Drove End) or Holbeach Drove Common (the same as Holbeach Drove or officially the B1166 from Sheapeu Stow to Holbeach Drove). In terms of the points for a Full Fenland, there are settlement group points. These can only be gained once all places listed have been visited in that settlement, e.g. you have gained a Full Gedney or Full Kirton. A Full Fenland itself cannot be gained until all 100 settlement points have been gained, therefore you have to have visited all places listed in the Credit System table. A Barebones Fenland is also available. This entails gaining at least one settlement from all the settlement groups and is of greater prestige than the Quarter Fenland but not the Half or Full awards.

Comparing Scores

In terms of comparisons between people each without Full Fenlands. Their scores should be viewed in a similar way to the Olympic medal table e.g. one Full settlement group is viewed above a number of partial settlement groups. Taken to its extreme this could mean that someone who had a Full Kirton and nothing else would be higher than someone with all but one in every group but one. If two people have an equal number of group points, the comparison of internal points should be with respect to the weighting of each settlement. For example, having gained Holbeach Clough for 10 internal points is the same as gaining the 40 internal points for Thorpe Culvert and Thorpe Fen. To work this out exactly multiply the total number of group points available by the number of internal points you have in each settlement and divide by 100. Therefore Holbeach Clough is worth 0.8 and Thorpe Culvert with Thorpe Fen is also worth 0.8. Remember these scores are subordinate to the actual group scores and thus someone with a Full Gedney and having visited all Holbeachs except Holbeach Drove would have:
9 group points and 7.2 partial points.
This would be less than someone who had gained a Full Gedney and a Full Kirton. For a general idea of your progress the partial and group points can be added to get the
Full Fenland percentage, which can be calculated using the special form

Am I ready to embark on gaining a Full Fenland?

You possibly are not. You must bare in mind that only three people have ever been able to claim a Full Fenland. This might spur you on further to try to be the next. But if you have no previous experience of multiple village collecting you should perhaps begin with trying to gain a Full Gedney. If you are experienced and are undeterred by the magnitude of the task, then some advice would be to plan a number of trips. A Full Fenland would be nigh on impossible to gain in one day, especially with the number of tractors on the road. The extremes of Low Toynton and Ramsey are some 65 or so miles apart, then add to this the huge amount of travelling up and down droves would add and the fact that the furthest east, Runcton is about 35 miles west of Ramsey, and you get an idea of the scale of the task. You could attempt it in a day, but I doubt you'd enjoy it anywhere near as much as doing it in a number of trips. Plan trips which take in a few in a similar area, for instance Holbeach, Whaplode and Moulton or Tilney, Wiggenhall and Walpole or Sutton and Tydd or Donington, Bicker and Gosberton or Toynton and Thorpe. You may also like to cycle occasionally in order to claim some of the settlements as the MFVCS executive board did with the Great Gedney Hill Expedition, a three hour cycle ride was far more memorable than a 45 minute drive would have been! Obviously for longer journeys cycling is not a viable option.

Latest Full Fenland News

POSSIBLE FURTHER FULL FENLAND SETTLEMENT GROUP

While the Executive committee are yet to give a definitative ruling, it seems possible that Frampton may join the Full Fenland table after the existence of a settlement sign for Frampton Fen near the A52/B1192 junction. Expect developments in the near future. If anyone wishes to attempt to usurp the MFVCS and visit all the settlements on the current table plus Frampton, Frampton Fen, Frampton Marsh and Frampton West End feel free and you'll be able to say you got a Revised-Revised Full Fenland before us.

SECOND NEW FULL FENLAND SETTLEMENT GROUP

The executive board have decided to revise the Full Fenland further and admit a further settlement group. After some deliberation and a visit to the places in question, the Friskey's were admitted to the table. These were in full; Friskney, Friskney Tofts, Friskney Eaudykes, Friskney Low Ground and Friskney Fen. The controversy was over Friskney Tofts which is labelled with slanty writing on the OS map (ie. not a settlement). However various road atlases as well as the 1:100000 scale of multimap.com show it as being a settlement. While there is no sign at the location, there are indeed a number of houses along the A52 at that point and hence inclusion seemed fair. The inclusion is consistant with Pinchbeck Bars and to a lesser extent Gedney Dawsmere and is certainly more of a settlement than some of the Levertons. The Friskneys, as a new inclusion, will have a 1 point weighting which will come from a reduction in Bicker's score from 4 to 3 points. Fair considering Bicker Gauntlet and Bicker Bars are very small settlements. For full details of the exact points for each place see the Full Fenland table below. Only the Executive Board were affected by the new measures, but still have continuously held a Full Fenland since March 2000. They can merely add that on January 2nd 2001 they upgraded this to the revised Full Fenland.

Environment Agency indicts the Fens as a flood plain Fen flood areas

The recent flood plain maps the Environment Agency have released, paint the entirety of the Fens, with just a few exceptions, as an area at a 1 in 100 or greater risk of flooding in any year. The map to the left shows the extent to which the settlements in the Full Fenland table are affected. The red spots being those said to be at risk, the orange spots being settlements only partially affected and the green spots being those at no great risk to flooding. Only the wold villages of High and Low Toynton, and the fen edge villages of South and North Runcton and Tattershall Thorpe are out of the at risk zone. Runcton Holme, Ramsey Forty Foot, Ramsey, Toynton Fen Side and Toynton St Peter are only likely to be partially submerged. If the maps are to believed the only place that is truely fen that allegedly gets away without major risk is the Holland Fen area to the North West of Boston and to the west of the River Witham. Quite how this does escape major risk is a mystery as the land in this area is generally about 2 metres above sea level and runs parallel to the Witham. One can only assume it is protected through the fen to the east being flooded in the event of high waters but this defies logic as the eastern side is more populated, including the metropolis that is New York. Perhaps the chief executive of the Environment Agency lives there?


*** NEWS UPDATE *** It seems Fenland MP and all round good egg John Hayes shares our concern at the Environment Agency's actions. After a recent talk he gave to Deepings Heritage on Vermuyden and the drainage of the Fens, he mentioned that he was also concerned with the way in which the maps had been drawn up. He went on to reveal he was planning to ask for a debate to be held on the very issue. However rather than his quarms being about the lack of further distinctions in risk, John Hayes seemed to be claiming the whole fens were at very little risk because major flooding hadn't occurred for 50 or more years. This wasn't the only dodgy statement of the evening. During his talk on Vermuyden he also claimed the great drainage engineer died 'sometime around March 1656'. He qualified this statement with a claim he'd read four accounts of his death and that the details were sketchy. However, L.E. Harris' definitive work "Vermuyden and the Fens" gives compelling evidence that Vermuyden infact died in 1677. This includes a record of his sons marriage in the 1660s where he was stated as being consenting, as well as the burial entry from 1677.


**** FURTHER NEWS UPDATE ****
Finally in 2004 the Environment Agency have seen the error of their ways and amended the flood plain map, which now more accurately shows precisely the areas most at risk to flooding. The good news is that many of the great Fenland village treasures are not at such great risk. Gedney Hill for instance is now only half submerged. Similarly Crowland, reflecting its historic position as having been an island in the Fens, is largely unscathed. However massive swaythes of Fen are still deemed at risk and the formerly safe Holland Fen is now doomed.

NEW FULL FENLAND SETTLEMENT GROUP

Following a recent trip, the Executive Board have rule in favour of Surfleet gaining Full Fenland group status. This is due to Gosberton Cheal being deemed to be actually called Surfleet Cheal. The prime evidence for this is a sign at Wargate near Gosberton clearly directing to Surfleet Cheal. Other evidence includes addresses using Surfleet Cheal and also Victorian maps showing Cheal House as Surfleet Cheal House. Surfleet has been given a rating of 1 point and Surfleet Fen, Surfleet Cheal, Surfleet Seas End and Surfleet must all be visited in order for a Full Fenland to be achieved. The point has been taken from Gosberton which has had Gosberton Clough and Gosberton Risegate seperated into seperate settlements once more. Currently Gosberton Cheal is not required for the Gosberton grouping as it is deemed to be Surfleet Cheal until further evidence can show the two places are seperate entities. The exectutive board have ruled that Lutton will not be a Full Fenland group because Lutton Gowts is too near Lutton itself and is little more than a farm, this is despite Lutton Garnsgate being uncovered. Finally Donington Wykes is required for the Full Donington, it is judged to be a fen rather than a settlement although Wykes Farm or Wykes Manor Farm must be visited for the points. See the updated Full Fenland table for full details. No current claimants have been affected.

Further research by the Executive Board has uncovered another multiple village group which we deem to be within the Fens. It is the Runctons. There are three Runctons, Holme, South and North. They are all settlements therefore the three settlement rule is met, they are all within 10 miles of another and they are indeed within the Fens being a hairs breath from Wiggenhall St Germans. The Runctons have been given a value of two group point due to the low number of settlements. One point has been found by changing Toynton's value to 4 from 5. Toynton was chosen due to its Fen edge location and some of the Toyntons being well within the Wolds. The other has been found by reducing Wiggenhall to 3 points, due to the lack of signs for those places (presumably because they were too expensive because the names were too long e.g. Wiggenhall St Mary the Virgin.

Also note the inclusion of Little Sutton for 10 points on the Sutton table and the reduction to 5 points from 10 of Sutton Corner and reduction to 20 points of Sutton St Edmund. Little Sutton has been deemed a settlement rather than Manor or Farm class due to the phone box and it also has a sign!

Neither of these developments affect current claimants. Prospective claimants should review their point scores.

The Credit System

Here is the full list of all places and their values which are required to achieve a Full Fenland.

Settlement
Group
Associate
Name
Associate
Points
Full Group
Points
Photo
Gedney 9
Gedney 5 Gedney
Gedney Fen 5 Gedney Fen
Gedney Broadgate 15 Gedney Broadgate
Gedney Dyke 15 Gedney Dyke
Gedney Hill 15 Gedney Hill
Gedney Drove
End
20 Gedney Drove End
Gedney
Dawsmere
25 Gedney Dawsmere
Holbeach 8
Holbeach 5 Holbeach
Holbeach Fen 5 Holbeach Fen
Holbeach Marsh 5 Holbeach Marsh
Holbeach Clough 10 Holbeach Clough
Holbeach Drove 10 Holbeach Drove
Holbeach St Johns 10 Holbeach St Johns
Holbeach Hurn 10 Holbeach Hurn
Holbeach Bank 10 Holbeach Bank
Holbeach St Marks 15 Holbeach St Marks
Holbeach St
Matthew
20 Holbeach St Matthew
Sutton 7
Sutton Corner 5 Sutton Corner Junction
Little Sutton 10 Little Sutton
Sutton St Edmund
Common
10 Sutton St Edmund Common
Sutton Crosses 10 Sutton Crosses
Long Sutton 15 Long Sutton
Sutton Bridge 15 Sutton Bridge Sign
Sutton St James 15 Sutton St James
Sutton St Edmund 20 Sutton St Edmund
Moulton 7
Moulton East/West
Fen
10 Moulton East/West Fen
Moulton Common 10 Moulton Common
Moulton Marsh 10 Moulton Marsh
Moulton Chapel 15 Moulton Chapel
Moulton 15 Moulton
Moulton Seas End 20 Moulton Seas End
Moulton Eaugate 20 Moulton Eaugate
Deeping 6
Deeping Common 5 Deeping Common
Deeping St
Nicholas
15 Deeping St Nicholas
Market Deeping 15 Market Deeping
Deeping St James 20 Deeping St James
Deeping Gate 20 Deeping Gate
West Deeping 25 West Deeping
Walpole 6
Walpole Marsh 15 Walpole Marsh
Walpole St Peter 20 Walpole St Peter
Walpole St
Andrew
20 Walpole St Andrew
Walpole Highway 20 Walpole Highway
Walpole Cross
Keys
25 Walpole Cross Keys
Tydd 6
Tydd St Mary's
Marsh
10 Tydd St Mary's Marsh
Tydd St Giles Fen 10 Tydd St Giles Fen
Tydd St Mary's
Fen
10 Tydd St Mary's Fen
Tydd St Mary 20 Tydd St Mary
Tydd Gote 25 Tydd Gote
Tydd St Giles 25 Tydd St Giles
Ramsey 5
Ramsey Fen 5 Ramsey Fen
Ramsey Mere 5 Ramsey Mere
Ramsey Hollow 5 Ramsey Hollow
Ramsey 10 Ramsey
Ramsey Mereside 15 Ramsey Mereside
Ramsey St Mary's 20 Ramsey St Mary's
Ramsey Forty
Foot
20 Ramsey Forty Foot
Ramsey Heights 20 Ramsey Heights
Toynton 4
High Toynton 20 High Toynton
Low Toynton 20 Low Toynton
Toynton All Saints 20 Toynton All Saints
Toynton Fen Side 20 Toynton Fen Side
Toynton St Peter 20 Toynton St Peter
Leverton 4
Leverton 15 Leverton
Leverton Ings 15 Leverton Ings
Leverton Highgate 20 Leverton Highgate
Leverton
Lucasgate
25 Leverton Lucasgate
Leverton Outgate 25 Leverton Outgate
Tilney 4
Tilney Fen End
(Side)
10 Tilney Fen End
Tilney All Saints 15 Tilney All Saints
Tilney High End 20 Coach & Horses at Tilney High End
Tilney St
Lawrence
25 Tilney St Lawrence
Tilney cum
Islington
30 Tilney cum Islington
Whaplode 4
Whaplode Fen 5 Whaplode Fen
Whaplode Marsh 15 Whaplode Marsh
Whaplode 25 Whaplode
Whaplode Drove 25 Whaplode Drove
Whaplode St
Catherine
30 Whaplode St Catherine
Bicker 3
Bicker 20 Bicker
Bicker Fen 20 Bicker Fen
Bicker Bar 20 Bicker Bar
Bicker Haven 20 Bicker Haven
Bicker Gauntlet 20 Bicker Gauntlet
Gosberton 3
Gosberton 15 Gosberton
Gosberton Fen 15 Gosberton Fen
Gosberton Marsh 20 Gosberton Marsh
Gosberton Risegate 25 Gosberton Risegate
Gosberton Clough 25 Gosberton Clough
Wiggenhall 3
Wiggenhall St
Mary the Virgin
15 Wiggenhall St Mary the Virgin
Wiggenhall St
Germans
20 Wiggenhall St Germans
Wiggenhall St
Mary Magdalen
25 Wiggenhall St Mary Magdalen
Wiggenhall St
Peter
40 Wiggenhall St Peter
Pinchbeck 3
Pinchbeck 10 Pinchbeck
Pinchbeck West 10 Pinchbeck West
Pinchbeck Bars 15 Pinchbeck Bars
Pinchbeck North
Fen
15 Pinchbeck North Fen
Pinchbeck South
Fen
15 Pinchbeck South Fen
Pinchbeck
Common
15 Pinchbeck Common
Pinchbeck Marsh 20 Pincbeck Marsh
Wainfleet 3
Wainfleet All
Saints
10 Wainfleet All Saints
Wainfleet St Mary 10 Wainfleet St Mary
Wainfleet Tofts 15 Wainfleet Tofts
Wainfleet St Mary
Fen
15 Wainfleet St Mary Fen
Wainfleet
Common
15 Wainfleet Common
Wainfleet Bank 15 Wainfleet Bank
Wainfleet Clough 20 Wainfleet Clough
Wrangle 2
Wrangle 10 Wrangle
Wrangle Lowgate 10 Wrangle Lowgate
Wrangle Bank 15 Wrangle Bank
Wrangle Low
Ground
20 Wrangle Low Ground
Wrangle Common 20 Wrangle Common
Wrangle Tofts 25 Wrangle Tofts
Thorpe 2
Thorpe Fen 10 Thorpe Fen
Thorpe Dales 10 Thorpe Dales
Thorpe Fendykes 20 Thorpe Fendykes
Thorpe Culvert 30 Thorpe Culvert
Thorpe St Peter 30 Thorpe St Peter
Leake 2
Old Leake 15 Old Leake
Leake Common
Side
15 Leake Common Side
Leake Ings 15 Leake Ings
New Leake 25 New Leake
Leake Hurn's End 30 Leake Hurn's End
Kirton 2
Kirton Meeres 15 Kirton Meeres
Kirton 15 Kirton
Kirton Marsh 20 Kirton Marsh
Kirton Holme 25 Kirton Holme
Kirton End 25 Kirton End
Donington 2
Donington 10 Donington
Donington Wykes 15 Donington Wykes
Donington
Westdale
15 Donington Westdale
Donington Eaudike 25 Donington Eaudike
Donington South
Ing
35 Donington South Ing
Runcton 2
South Runcton 25 South Runcton
North Runcton 35 North Runcton
Runcton Holme 40 Runcton Holme
Tattershall 1
Tattershall 25 Tattershall
Tattershall Bridge 30 Tattershall Bridge
Tattershall Thorpe 45 Tattershall Thorpe
Friskney 1
Friskney 15 Friskney
Friskney Tofts 20 Friskney Tofts
Friskney Eaudykes 20 Friskney Eaudykes
Friskney Fen 20 Friskney Fen
Friskney Low Ground 25 Friskney Low Ground
Surfleet 1
Surfleet Fen 15 Surfleet Fen
Surfleet 25 Surfleet
Surfleet Cheal 30 Surfleet Cheal
Surfleet Seas End 30 Surfleet Seas End

Claimants

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All claims should be sent to The executive Board of the Multiple Fenland Village Collecting Society. Claims should include some original observations if possible which may be verified.

You can get an idea of your own progress by using the Full Fenland Percentage Calculator.

Here is the current table of claimants.

Name Group
Points
Partial
Points
Current
Claims
James Pepper 100 ---

Full Fenland

Andrew Titman 100 ---

Full Fenland

Daniel Felton 100 ---

Full Fenland

Katie Chatterton 17 N/A Full Gedney, Full Holbeach
Ed Peacock 17 N/A Full Gedney, Full Holbeach
Richard Mariner 15 N/A Mandatory Full Gedney, Full
Deeping.
Richard Lycett 9 17.65 Full Gedney, Half Deeping,
Half Tydd, Partial Holbeach,
Half Whaplode, Partial Surfleet
Zoe West 9 N/A Full Gedney
Jake Simpson 9 N/A Full Gedney
John Boulton 9 N/A Full Gedney
Steve McLachlan 9 N/A Full Gedney
Kevin Chapman 6 N/A Full Deeping
'Aussie' Tom Barley 3 N/A Full Wiggenhall

I've gained a Full Fenland, what next?

Hey! Slow down a minute! If you've gained a Full Fenland you take a bow as you are one of the first to do so. However, you are too late if you'd wanted to be the first as the executive board of the MFVCS have already done so. Never the less, I'd be surprised if there has ever been more than a dozen people ever to even have gained a coincidental Full Fenland since it entails visiting more than 135 towns, villages, fens, commons or marshes. Now if you are still up for a challenge you could visit all the multiple villages throughout the British Isles. Or alternatively you could attempt to gain the French challenge, the Plein Mesnil. Limited research has found there are at least 50 French villages or towns with Mesnil in the name, and the task is greater since they are more dispersed. They feature right across northern france from Manche to Paris. Whatever you do from now on, you can rest assured, safe in the knowledge your life has been meaningful!

Fenland Observations

* The sign from the Gedney Hill direction has SUTTON ST. on the top line and EDMUND below, whereas the sign from the Parson's Drove/Throckenholt direction has SUTTON on the top line and ST EDMUND below. Both have 'Please drive Carefully' below this. However the sign in the Parson's Drove end is a long way down the sign poles.

* There is what looks like an old Methodist chapel dated 1869, but the bit on the side of it is dated 1868.

* There is a nice painted sign in the centre of Sutton St Edmund with 'Sutton St Edmund Chapel End' written on it and a picture of the church on it. It is on the opposite side of the road to the church.

* The church, or perhaps chapel as it might better be described is made of brick with a little tower with a white top.

* There is an old school house with the words 'BOARD SCHOOL' and 1896 written on it.

* You may also like to try to ease the upsurge in rural crime. We are doing our bit by telling you that a Royal Mail van was seen overtaking a car which was going just on 60mph, between Saturday Bridge and Holbeach on the B1168 at 11.32am on Monday 25th October 1999. The van had a registration plate T956 SNO and the offender was seen a few minutes later in Holbeach itself.

Criminal from the Royal Mail

* St Martin's Church just outside Holbeach Bank is clearly well attended as the photo shows.

St Martin's Church, ruin

* School buses in the Fens seem to have nothing better to do than delay avid multiple village collectors. We deduce this from the fact that we were delayed by the very same bus at both 9 am between Sutton St Edmund and Parson's Drove and at 3.50pm at Holbeach St Johns. The bus has the registration number WKK 744 S, and is from W & M Travel of Parson's Drove. Cockrams Lorries seem to enjoy such pursuits as well, as we saw them on numerous occasions in the Tilney cum Islington area.

Registration WKK 744SCockrams Lorries

* We therefore thought it apt to return the favour and visit W & M Travel's Parson Drove depot on a later trip

W & M Travel at Parson Drove

* Workmen near Wiggenhall St Germans seem to get confused if you drive past them four times in the space of half an hour and even more so if you then take photographs of them and seemingly uninteresting signs.

Workman

* The telephone box at Sutton Crosses has no door, to call this extraordinary phone box call 01406 362118, call any time of the day or night. Who knows some passing resident may pick it up or even the horse in the nearby field!

Call 01406 362118, 24hrs a day!

* There are numerous telephone boxes in Fenland villages and the surrounding area. Please feel free to call them day or night to enquire about the MFVCS and the Fens in general. Here is a list of just a few:

Tattershall - 01526 342210
Kirton Holme - 01205 290213
Kirton - 01205 722266
Hubberts Bridge - 01205 290218
Brothertoft - 01205 280201
Thurlby (a) - 01778 422320
Thurlby (b) - 01778 422433
Baston - 01778 560331
Frognall - 01778 343216
Folkingham - 01529 497213
Sutton Crosses - 01406 362118
Crowland - 01733 210364
Pondersbridge (near The Plough) - 01733 844239
Pondersbridge - 01733 844324
Ramsey Heights - 01487 813776
Ramsey Forty Foot - 01487 812379
Eastrea - 01733 351159
Parson Drove (Church End) - 01945 700570
Parson Drove - 01945 700380
Throckenholt - 01945 700345
Gedney Hill - 01406 330407
Gedney Hill (North Road) - 01406 330486
Holbeach Drove - 01406 330384
Sheapeau Stow - 01406 330331
Dowsdale - 01406 330230
Croft nr Thorney - 01733 849237
Nene Terrace - 01733 210291

* The Angel Filling Station in Terrington St Clements is clearly the local BNP headquarters, it is supplied by 'National' and flies both a Union Jack and the St George cross.

* Cekhira Avenue in Moulton Chapel is named in memory of F/O A.H.M Clark who was killed at Cekhira, Tunisia on the 7th April 1943.

Cekhira Avenue

* There must be some olde Fenlander measure of length which is roughly equivalent to 142 of your new fangled yards. Why else would there be so many Give Way, 142 yds signs???

Give Way 142 Yards

* Defacing signs seems to be a major pastime of Fenlanders. Mind you, who can blame them when the sign makers themselves make such blunders. A sign on the B1166/B1167 junction says Gedney Hill 12 even though it is about a mile from Gedney Hill. The two has been partially scratched out, and it is unclear whether the helpful person who did this was also the person who made Parson Drove, ars Drove, comical as it is. Sadly this sign is no longer there to be viewed as the local council have replaced the sign. Notably the new sign does not have any distances in the East-West directions so we can only conclude that the distances controversy was never properly resolved.

Gedney Hill 12??? ars Drove?

* As if it wasn't evil enough that the gits to the north of Horseshoe Farm near Terrington St Clement put a barrier up to stop people driving down the track. The depraved individuals also misunderstood what a scarecrow was and thought it was something scary involving a crow. They therefore killed some nearby crows and hung them by their necks in fields or just on a tree.

Dead crow, hopefully not of the Sky TV history kind.

* The island in the Wash at NGR TF543270 is one of the best places on the face of the planet. It is equipped with a nice little beach on the south shore and rock defences on the north side. It is 12 metres above sea level at its highest point and excellent views of much of the Wash can be gained from its peak.

The brilliant island in the Wash

It was undoubtedly worth the near 6 mile, 1 hour 45 minute walk in the cold north-westerly wind to reach it from NGR TF553235 which is 2.25 miles away even as the crow flies (although it gets strung up in this area). The only regret came after we found that some people were able to park just south of the Wash Coastal Path. Obviously we should have taken more notice of the sign which clearly states no access with permission, and since we didn't have permission we'd be alright!

No access with permission

* Bicker Bar services has an appalling road safety record as this rodent would undoubtedly agree if he was in any fit state to do so (although last time I looked rats couldn't talk regardless of whether their guts were spilling from their mouths!)

He should have paid more attention to Dave Prowse...

* Not a lot of people know this, but, the city of New York is not on the East coast of the USA, oh no, it is in fact in Lincolnshire. And it isn't very big either, although the crime rate may be as high if the lack of a phone in the phone box is anything to go by.

New York, New York its a wonderful town (or small Fenland village at least)

* Eloquence and correct pronunciation is a very handy skill, therefore the villagers of Aslackby should be grateful we were able to let them realise that they live in As-lack-bee not Azelby!!!

Azelby indeed, whatever next, Nenn instead of Neen for the river Nene!

* In contrast to the graveyard at Gedney Dawsmere, the Ramsey cemetery is very full.

Ramsey cemetery

* Worse still, at Wainfleet All Saints there's a cemetery extension!

Wainfleet's cemetery extension.

* The residents of Ramsey Heights are not as dumb as they look, they are well aware that their below sea level position puts them at a grave risk of flooding in the near future. Which is why there is an RNLI flag (and small rowing boat) at Ramsey Heights, some 30 or so miles from the nearest coastline.

RNLI Flag at Ramsey Heights.

* Its a little known fact that the soap Neighbours is filmed in Cambridgeshire, as this sign shows:

Ya mongrel Landers!!

* There's a certain hamlet in central Lincolnshire which is really disgusting and grebby, its Grebby!!!

Err that's Grebby!

* Parish councils in Lincolnshire have become so strapped of cash that they have been forced to allow people to have a sign with their name on it erected by the road side for a small fee. Mrs Mavis Enderby for instance, paid £100 for this:

Mavis Enderby, what a nice old lady.

* Farmers get confused and/or worried if you pass them and then let them overtake you three or four times, and take photos of them as you go.

Confused tractor driver

* The church has a very wonky tower spire indeed. Chesterfield's might be twisted but Surfleet's just looks like its going to fall onto the pub on the opposite side of the road. Unfortunately this poor photography doesn't illustrate the problem very well.

Wonky spire

* There is a sign outside the chapel in Quadring Eaudike which says 'Welcome to the Chapel of Unrest'. Credit must go to Daniel Sellers for pointing this out.

Chapel of Unrest

* South Holland District Council have a £500 fine for fouling in their Civic Pride Areas. Incidently, Gedney Hill F.C.'s ground is not a Civic Pride Area which might explain the nature in which they play (not that we've seen them play or anything).

NO FOULING.

* The Pinchbeck Engine/Drainage Museum is one of the most interesting museums in the entirety of the world and at £0.00p entry its quite good value for money too.

Pinchbeck Engine

* Observe the photo of the road. Arrow 1 points to a skid mark of approximately 7 metres (23 feet) in length caused inadvertanly. Arrow 2 points to an additional skid mark made purposefully a few minutes later. These famous marks were made on the 2nd of January 2001, to see how long skid marks stay on a road visit NGR TF433564, thats on Landranger map 122 and on the road between Eastville and Friskney Eaudyke. To add to the interest the famous dead rabbit was also found but a few miles from here on the same road!

Skid marks

Obviously just one picture of the Pinchbeck Engine Museum isn't going to be enough, so head over to the MFVCS Gallery in order to see many more pictures and an unabridged version of many of the photos featured on this page.

And Finally...

You should now be Fenland bound!

Fenland sign

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