The J Quotes
Here are some random quotes of what jeff says taken out of context. these quotes are curtosy of kyle and cory:
"I'll see you later my love"
"Fucking KDE"
"It's a windy bastard today"
"Well is kyles aunt willing to leave her husband for me?"
"Chris i am not buying you a gameboy, so go away"
"I am currently browsing the internet"
"eeech"
"thats amazing, i love myself"
"I'm kicking linux ass today"
"ooh, but i do"
"how about we rip open a four year ikds head and eat her putitary glands"
"bolulu"
"we need more strange sex"
"I wish i had a bag called a fun bag"
"How did i get a nut in my mouth"
"I had camaro on my arm for like 3 days"
"Agravated!"
"I am going to have to take this whole bast out"
"i wish i was a condom"
"think of all the facials youd get"
"Nobody understands this, I AM RETARDED"
"Too drunk to take a shit"
"WIPE YOUR ASS!!!"
"i need to go have a shower, or i just won't be beautiful in the morning"