The J Quotes

Here are some random quotes of what jeff says taken out of context.  these quotes are curtosy of kyle and cory:

"I'll see you later my love"

"Fucking KDE"

"It's a windy bastard today"

"Well is kyles aunt willing to leave her husband for me?"

"Chris i am not buying you a gameboy, so go away"

"I am currently browsing the internet"

"eeech"

"thats amazing, i love myself"

"I'm kicking linux ass today"

"ooh, but i do"

"how about we rip open a four year ikds head and eat her putitary glands"

"bolulu"

"we need more strange sex"

"I wish i had a bag called a fun bag"

"How did i get a nut in my mouth"

"I had camaro on my arm for like 3 days"

"Agravated!"

"I am going to have to take this whole bast out"

"i wish i was a condom"

"think of all the facials youd get"

"Nobody understands this, I AM RETARDED"

"Too drunk to take a shit"

"WIPE YOUR ASS!!!"

"i need to go have a shower, or i just won't be beautiful in the morning"