Ok I was inspired to do this because a great golden Buddha came down from the Heavens and told me to do this. Then he gave me a Snicker's bar and said,"Don't eat it frozen". It was quite amazing. Enjoy!

Oh yeah, if you have any mixed up GCG lyrics you would like to add to this page please send them my way! First submission is by ME! My rendition of Far From You. It makes no sense. Weee!
I want to try farting right on you
Each time I try you don't want me to
Get close to your friends and you
Even though I have to poo, right on you.
I can't take much more
Of these beans you bake, I turn and walk away
Every time I eat
Say goodbye to your world, it's time to pay.
It took all my time
To make it come out
I'll never forget
When we made out.
It seems to find farting is on my mind
Each time I try I get a sore behind
My mind has come to calm
To let me know I have a schlong, I have a schlong.

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