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| Aye, hello, hola, bienvenue. Welcome to gar mars webpage with random stuff and up to date Wine Vaults Cricket action, oh yes.... NEW Jimmys last weekend (31/12/03) Barcelona Pics here (17/11/03) |
| Mates: Here are some of the social degenerates I am intimately involved with.... |
| Thomas: Tom is a wee man who likes beer, Quake and Wine Vaults barmaids |
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| Dave T and Jon: These two have been lovers for as long as anyone can remember. They both wear man pants |
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| Alex: Alex is my housemate, he is very tall and eats slugs.. He is 7"2 and 500lbs like The Big Show |
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| Martin: Martin officially rocks. His drumming and ability to down a yard of cider is legendary, as is his ability to get naked without provocation. Martins website |
| Tom Newman: Tom is my co-skipper for the mighty Wine Vaults CC. He can touch both his elbows behind his back. |
| Clare: Clare is 3 ft tall and appears in many Enid Blyton books, her tops are always stripey and her socks are full of holes. She likes nothing better than jolly good adventure followed by a macaroon washed down with some ginger beer. |
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| Paolo and Pete: Two of my best mates from Aberystwyth. Paolo is a lbatsman/librarian all rounder, he can score runs as fast as he can stamp those darn books. Pete 'Monkey Boy' McGrath was car jumper supreme in Aber. Pete is now married to Cathy and has a daughter, Abby. He still climbs trees and eats bacon. |
| The Hockey Boys: Westy, Aled and Popsey. These three provide the backbone for the Wine Vaults Cricket Team. They are smashing chaps, just dont let them near your fridge, absynthe or erm pint jugs. |
| Mick: Mick is a mighty rat hunter. His skills are in demand all round the world, it doesn't stop with rats, werewolves, zombies and Vampires all fear the man they call 'mick'. |
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| Marc: Marc is a Liverpudlian through and through. His ambitions are to appear on 'Stars in their Eyes' as Mick Hucknall and to have his house decorated by Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen. And who can blame him? |
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| Iain: Iain was once a Pompey lad too, he has his own website where he shares his moustache growing skills. He is fluent in Spanish and his party trick is winking and pointing at the same time. Iain is Scottish and his mum knows Steve Winwood. |
| Emma: Emma is our resident Pompey lass, she wears hooped earings and calls everyone 'ducky.' Emmas favorite hobbies are building houses from lollipop sticks and breaking wind. |
| Elsewhere on this site: Wine Vaults Cricket Page Stone Cold Steve Donalds Wrestling Page Wine Vaults Cricket awards night pics Whats on Gars stereo Martins Birthday Sunday ROCK Steves guide to Hulking up |
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| Steve: Steve is a is a keen amateur wrestler, his finishing move is the 'Atomic Legdrop', like his hero Hulk Hogan. He is a regular at the local 'Tan-In' centre, which explains his 'year round' healthy tan. Steve is very handsome, so I've been told.. Visit Steves wrestling page here |
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| Naomi: Like a witch, Naomi has square toes. Nay works for Bonhams in London but is a proud Salopian at heart. She eats raw sweetcorn out of the can and can fit the whole of her fist in her mouth. Her ambition is to become a singer in a rock and roll band like Monica Queen |
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| Ceri: Ooh young Ceri the gardener, a lady of mystery, a Guinness drinker and gum chewer who wears a mean set of pink flares. Ceri is an amateur ventriloquist and makes me scratch my nose like no-one else.. |