Elian Gonzales
Somebody who wants to give me presents
You are desperate. If I laugh openly at you you don't care at all. You must buy me toys. I want more freaking toys! I am above you. I am Elian Gonzales
I like to get gifts from generous donors, I hate Janet Reno. I don't really need you because I am famous and I'm already going out with Britney Spears.
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