What Does Elian Gonzales Have To Offer You?
This is MY site, although britney helps me make it sometimes. If you guys really loved me you would quote every offensive line on this site and get me in Newsweek or Time. i can't be in those magazines enough. I'm sick of being a f--king cover story. Of course, you hate me because I'm a little cuban boy and I date Britney Spears and you don't. Little Ricky was excepted as an American, but there's no love for Elian, besides that of Britney, which is really sweet. Anyways, If I don't offend you, tell me how I can. In the meantime check out the Marshall Mathers LP to get offended. I really suck at making web sites (we don't have these in Cuba) so you'll probably notice that my web sites are all made with the easy tools that require no brains whatsoever. I love you. If you send me money I can get you real pics of Britney Spears in action.
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