Jeff: Bro how did you lose to Crumplet King over there? Man I kicked ass you should have seen me I ran in kicked some butt and just cleaned house Flair, Kane and Triple H don’t got nothing on me. Please I am Jeff Hardy the Extremenist and my brother Matt is the loser that I had to carry for all these years..He just doesn’t realize it.
~[Buff rolls his eyes at Jeff talking about his match then turns around and looks at Jeff in kind of a sacrasted voice]~
Buff: Yeah that’s great, and I lost barely to Willy Regal hey but I gotta hand it to him that was a Awesome match. But now I even got a way better wrestler to face which is Scott Steiner….
Jeff: Yeah Yeah Yeah that’s great. You saw Ric Flair run in too thinking his old has been self can come in a disturb the 3 Count? Come on how garbage does he think I am? Oh and look how great Shane and Eric think I am cause they know Im the only superstar that can handle a Triple Threat Match.. But this time against Slap Nutz and Hitman over there. Those piece’s of garbage they don’t know whose coming to win the match!! So Buff what about Scott Steiner?
~[Begins to talk with a look on his face that’s like “Oh its my turn to talk now?”]~
Buff: Well this time Im not going to lose cause Big Bad No Booty Daddy is going to be too busy working out in this gym. While Buff with the Stuff Me don’t gotta work out a lot cause the ladie’s just cant handle too much of Buff. That’s why Im going to win this match, So Steiner its best if you go with your brother Rick Steiner and go form Dog Nation or something. Cause it doesn’t…
~[Interrupted by Jeff]~
Jeff: Yeah you tell Big Steriods Pump whose’s the boss in the ring. Talking about my match. Bret Hart your better off facing Will Sasso in a wrestling match then trying to step in the ring with me. And Double J, wasn’t your wife the one that left your sorry ass for the Whatty What What guy Austin? Ha what kind of loser loses his wife to that redneck? Im going to prove why they call me Jeff with the Most Stuff that nobody can seem to Touch!!
~[Buff gets a little annoyed and speaks with a fake laugh]~
Buff: Yeah that’s great Jeff just great……Hey listen I am feeling a little sick so Im going to be out aight?
Jeff: Chill man I will leave with you, let me be thinking on the many ways I can win the match against Hart and Jarret…
~[Getting more annoyed by the second]~
Buff: That’s cool man but im really feeling sick so Im going to head out ok?
Jeff: Ok man peace hope you feel better for your match…Cause I know im ready for my match cause Im going to whoop some ass am I right?
Buff: Yea man whatever bye.
~[Gets in his car and drive’s off]~
~[Jeff continues to go on about how he is going to win his match]~
Couple of Minutes later we see the camera in a Bar a couple of blocks from the gym and we see Buff sitting down drinking a beer
~[He starts talking to the camera]~
Buff: Finally im alone you know? Jeff is cool and all but he is getting on my nerves just cause he won his first match. I seriously don’t see nothing in his future but I see a lot in mine. Well onto the bloody match, Scott Steiner you and I go way back. But old friend, on Raw….even if we are friends and all….im not going to hold back one bit cause I know your not either, I want my first win really bad and you just want to keep on adding to your wins. But its not going to happen like that Scotty, cause you see Regal may have sneaked up and rolled me up but come this Monday im not gonna sneak up from behind and roll you up, Im going to go right up in your face and beat the living hell out of you. I expect you to try and do the same, don’t get me wrong I have much respect for you Steiner as much as the next guy, heck even more. Cause you and me have been a Team and together we dominated. But after all that is said I will come out on top victorious Steiner and there’s nothing you can do about it! Seeing as Im still on the subject of Scott, I know you have your little title shot. But if something happens that I perhaps “injure” you well you can kiss your little title shot goodbye my friend. Hey Scott everyone has been wondering how you get those muscles? I wuz going to talk about it earlier but Jeff Hardy just ran his mouth about his match. Do your muscles have little muscles of there own? Wonder why Im talking about this? Its cause if you get me in a headlock the chance’s are my head will explode. Well enough talking im about to hustle these young Buffheads out of there money.
~[Buff grabs his drink and head’s over to the pool table where they are playing pool]~
Buff: Yo Buffheads….can I play? I got moonnneeyyy
Guy #1: Sure man I’ll rack.
Buff: Ok lets start off with $15 a ball?
Guy #1: Yeah man you go first.
~[Buff breaks and then TNW goes to commericial….Well we come back about 10 minutes later and we see Buff and the young man down to there last shot each]~
Buff: Your go..
~[Guy #1 Calls a corner pocket but misses…so does Buff then the Guy makes his shot]~
Guy #1: Hmmmm good game Buff Bagwell….Pay up please
~[Buff pays ups and looks like he is kind of dissapointed but then says]~
Buff: Damn do I lose everything? Well that wont happen come this Monday Scotty Steiner. You see I may not be the best at pool….but I will be the best man out of us two and there’s nothing you, midajah, Easy E, Shane-O-Mac the WHOLE TNW can do about it!!
~[Camera cuts to the outside as we see someone looking at Buff Bagwell…..The camera turns around and focuses on the guy which is very own…..Jeff Hardy! He looks inside the bar and then begins to mummer something…in a sacrast voice again]~
Jeff: Oh I feel sick. Im just mad cause I lost and Jeff won the match. Boo Hoo me I wish I can just get another match with Willy Regal for he can whoop me up again and then I will say he sneaked up on me. Bullshit Buff you know he beat you fair and square..Your just mad cause I can actually win a match. Should I confront him or wait…I think I got a surprise for him.
~[Buff is seen drinkin his beer as Jeff walks away with a smirk on his face.]~
Commericials…..About 1 Hour later we see a limo pull up at the TNW Arena
~[Someone pulls up as the Limo Driver comes out and opens the door the crowd is wondering who it is when a leg comes out and who steps out of the car? Buff Bagwell! He is wearing his hat like usually as he walks down the hall and into his Lockeroom….He puts his bags down then leaves he walks down the hall and when he turns the corner he bumps into none other than Jeff Hardy! They both look at each other and Buff begins to speak]~
Buff: Hey I went home took some tyenol and rested then when I woke up I was feeling better…isnt that great?
Jeff:Yeah that’s good….Hey you wanna go to a bar? Oh no wait I got a better idea…why don’t we play pool? I mean since you got hustled out of your money..
Buff: Uhhhh what are you talking about?
Jeff: You know damn right what I am talking about… While you said you were going to go home and rest…I went down the corner and into a bar to have a drink. When I look inside who do I see? Mr. Delicious Buff Bagwell, my partner, the man who said he was feeling sick. Why did you leave Buff?
Buff: Man Im sorry I thought you were going to work out or something so I made an excuse to go to the bar. I was bored, I didn’t really think you wanted to come.
Jeff: Alright man I believe you but next time don’t lie just tell me I will understand
Buff: Alright so what you doing here?
Jeff: Well Im going to do something….So I will see ya later man
Buff: Ok you better not be lying to be hahahahahaha just playing peace
~[Jeff walks away as Buff starts smirking…]~
Buff: Poor Jeff thinking Im really going to put up with his comments about himself. Onto more important stuff…What was I suppose to do again? Oh yeah…
~[Buff walks down the hall and into a room where Jim Ross is waiting for him for as it seems a interview Buff and JR shake hands then begin to speak]~
JR: Yeah my man Buff the Stuff.
Buff: That’s me! Hahahah
JR: Ok now I guess I have to ask these stupid questions that you can answer. Can I?
Buff: Sure ask away King
JR: Ok Cool. Well first off what do you think about Scott Steiner your long time friend and opponent on Raw?
Buff: Well King, Scott and Me have been friends for a long time. But come this Monday is not going to be any different cause before the TNW we made a deal that everytime we had a match together we would go through with it no matter what. Give each other one hell of a match. So simpily all I got to say is Good Luck my friend. Cause I am coming in that ring with a Win on my mind. I know he is thinking the same. Scott you may be a little more built then me. But I am surely the more faster, smarter and better athletic of the two. You see all you have are those bloody muscles of yours. So lets hope you and your little friends can help you out in this match cause you will need it.
JR: I am here with a very confident Buff Bagwell…Hey Buff, what about you and Jeff Hardy? Whats up with that relationship?
Buff: Don’t worry about that JR. I got it under control. No Comment by the way… Next question?
JR: Do you seriously think you are going to win this match?
Buff: What kind of idiotic question is that JR?!?!?! Of course I think wait I know I am going to win the match! Oh and by the way JR. Just for you and all the fans in the TNW, plus all the superstars in the back. There is a very good surprise coming soon courtersy of Mr.Delicious Buff Bagwell! Hahahaha
~[The door flings open and Jeff comes in]~
Jeff: Yo Buff how come you didn’t tell me about the surprise?
Buff: I was going to let you know after this interview but I guess I will let you know right now since JR cant seem to think of anything new to say.
Jeff: Ok come outside and tell me then you can come back to the interview
Buff: Alright…Is that ok JR I just need to tell him something then we can continue.
JR: Fine with me.
~[Buff and Jeff go outside and close the door as JR is there thinking of more questions as Buff whispers into Jeffs ear.]~
Buff: Ok here’s the plan
~[Buff whispers into Jeff’s ear again as both men then look at each other and laugh….]~
Buff: Good plan huh? Hahahahaha well lets get going
Jeff: Yea lets go.
~[Both men leave as JR is left in the room alone cause they forgot about him…he then after a little while peaks his head out to see no one there and he says]~
JR: Those sums of a bitches…
~[TNW Goes to commericial….]~
