The Sixth Wing and the Holy Grail
Scene 1: King Arthur Appears - Stupid and overdressed
Alright, so here you are then - King Arthur.
Oooh!Oooh!
King Arthur!
All the way from Camelot!
Ooooaaaaooooh!
King Arthur - just arrived magically a few millenia into the future
and standing in the Ganga sixth wing looking slightly bemused yet confident, not to mention
overdressed and stupid!!
Now all the Brave Knights of The Sixth Wing are famous.
But without doubt the most famous amongst them and
the only one someone from the medieval ages would know of
is Sir Konda the-
Supreme-Example-Of-Wasted-Intellect.
Here's how someone from the medieval ages would know Sir Konda the
Supreme-Example-Of-Wasted-Intellect.
In the year 536 b.c. the great "Oracle at Delhi" prophecized as follows:-
"Hear ye, hear ye.
Pipe down,pipe down!
For the love of God!
Shut up and listen.
In the third year
Of the millenium after the millenium after next
Shall graduate a man - or so I hope -
Whom I shall not christen.
A man of such vast intellect
And power as everyone covets.
That within a year shall he become
The master of Puppets!!
Nice touch, don't you think?
Oh my! I do so enjoy this so much
Much better than my previous job you know.
I mean there's only so far one can go with a name like Genghis.
Oh!Right!Right! back to the prophecy.
The Master of Puppets shall one day be betrayed
by a man named Konda the-Supreme-Example-of-Wasted-Intellect.
Right! Is it teatime yet?"
To preserve some element of surprise I'll save the rest of the prophecy for a later time.
Right! So knowing all about Konda the-Supreme-Example-of-Wasted-Intellect., you decide to go and meet him in room 303.
As you pass through the wing you hear strange noises wafting from 311. Reminds you of medieval torture for some reason.
Anyway, here you are then,finally, in front of room 303.
And surprise of surprises,it's locked!
Alright!
here's where the real game begins!
{Dramatic chords - something like the opening bars of Beethoven's Fifth ]
What do you do then?
a. Smash the lock in with Excalibur
b. Move on to find out who resides in 302
c. Move back to find out who resides in 304