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FIVE REASONS WHY BEER IMPROVES YOUR GPA
  1. Increases your attention span even if you're just staring at the wall.
  2. Helps you focus on your priorities - like drinking.
  3. Removes external distractions because you have no idea where you are.
  4. If you throw up on your exam paper, you get to redo it.
  5. Reduces your professor's judgement by 50%.

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