Warped Personality Quiz This quiz is takes its information from several sites on MBTI humor. It does not claim to be an accurate test for MBTI types. The staff would like to thank Sandra Krebs Hirsh and Jean Kummerow, as well as all the other MBTI comedians out there. Which motto fits you the most? I Save Things Judiciously I See The Problem Everyone Seems Too Proper Execution Saves The Job I Serve Family Joyfully I Seek Fun and Pleasure Extra Special Friendly Person Extra Special Friendly Joiner Inner Nuances Foster Journeys I Never Find Perfection Every day, New Fantastic Possibilities Everyone Needs Fulfillment and Joy It's Not Thoroughly Justified It's Not Theoretically Possible Each New Thought Propels Executives Need Tough Jobs Your first reaction to seeing a glass with some water? Thinks to self: Glass is made from silicon dioxide, heated to a temperature of ... The glass is full -- half water, half air! Voila! 0.157 litres of dihydrogen oxide, prepared by micro-gnomes. Hey! This is a beer glass, not a water glass! This glass of water is a metaphor for my life. But look! A crystalline vessel, filled with shimmering, life-giving nectar Whooeee! Water fight! There's more than enough for friends to share. thinks: I bet my friend would like to have some water right now ... (Holds up glass of water, tilts it from side to side, wiggles finger in it, licks finger, grins slightly, moves on.) There's a glass of water! You know, it's healthy to drink a lot of water! Why, I remember when I was growing up, we used to ... I can't believe someone would leave this dirty glass out here! Clean up this mess right now! It's half empty now, and it wouldn't surprise me if it dried up completely. So? It's water. Big deal! You call that a glass of water? Why, back where I come from, ... Hey! Whose job was it to fill up this glass? If you were religious, which one of these prayers would be yours? Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 a.m. EST. God, help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive. God, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault. God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask. Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right. Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking). God, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing. God, give me patience, and I mean right NOW. Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?) God, help me to finish everything I sta God, help me to keep my mind on one th - Look a bird - ing at a time. God, help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing? Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be. Lord, help me be less independent, but let me do it my way. Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes. Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo. Which epitaph would be on your headstone? Be back next year with flowers! Forever on time Arranged my own funeral Wish I could still help Well, this is boring Build a better coffin Where did everybody go? Smell a flower for me Whoever did this, I'll get you one day Now try telling me what to do! Death is being out of options Talk about "analysis paralysis" Another opportunity for learning The ultimate clarity Catch you on the flip side Eternal harmony If there was a large group of people just like you, what would it be called? an invasion an argument a froth a heresy a broadcast a synod a co-op an empathy a precision a favor a quantum a cotillion a palette an implement a gala a scrum If people were to accused you of a delusion, what would it be? "I'm a stud and the world revolves around me" "I can make anything work" "I can come up with a solution for anything" "I'm brilliant and you'd better bow to my genius" "I am in control" "I do everything right" "I am all-powerful" "I am all-knowing" "I am the most glamorous" "Nobody has better taste than I do" "I have the most enthusiasm" "I have the most sensitive conscience" "Everyone likes me and wants to be like me" "Nobody can get along without me" "I can teach anyone anything" "I have the best intentions" You've been at a party for several hours and now your friends want to go crash another party of people you've never met. How do you react? COWABUNGA! What's wrong with this party? Hard choice. Are you a visonary or plodder? I perfer to see myself as an enlighted being. Who are you calling a plodder? I'm the bread and butter of this planet! I'm just here. McCoy or Spock? McCoy Spock Hard choice. Which fits you more? Pick a direction and GO! Let's wander around and see what happens? Neither. Please make sure you've answered all the questions! Code adapted from colleen’s quiz tutorial