How to Keep Your Office Fresh



Have you ever wondered what you could do to keep your office looking clean, fresh, and free of germs? Well look no further! We've got the answers that you've been looking for. Be sure to follow the step by step instructions.

First we need a subject to examine. Feast your eyes on Figure A below.


Fig. A: Filthy.

Yes friends, it looks bad, but it can be done.

Firstly, the chair should be dealt with. Simply apply a wrapping around the whole chair to prevent unwanted dust or germs to land on it. The buttocks occasionally gives off a strong and unwanted gas, harbouring all sorts of harm to it's surroundings. A good wrapping will prevent damages.


Fig. B: Chair, after a makeover.


The shelf is prone to dust. Especially in an office that is hardly used... well, if you consider napping a good usage, then this one would be used quite often. Like all times, apply some siran wrap.


Fig. C: Shelf, before and after.


The computer is a source of many viral infections. In order to prevent your computer from being attacked, simply apply siran wrap, tightly sealing the machine to protect it. No virus detector can beat this!


Fig. D: The computer, a source of viral infections.


Finally, the dreaded desk. Greasy hands touch this desk all day. But lube would make any hand slippery as with this one. Our good friend, the siran wrap, will fix this problem. Lube away!


Fig. E: A sweaty desk.





Congratulations son! You have graduated from Siran Wrap University! Go out and spread the word!











So remember, next time you think you're safe, you just might find yourself...







And remember, we're fresh obsessed!