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WHATS THE SENSE IN TRAINING? SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME

BY GARY MAN, CORRESPONDENT FOR FSOCCER.COM

1. Training only gets you fit, and if you get injured its all for nothing.
2. Takes away from time laying around or doing soft core drugs and playing play station.
3. Its not like your going to be an athlete for life so why bother sweating and fooling yourself as if you have potential. Am I right or am I right?
4. Even if you like to train hard, half of your lazy ass teammates don't give a shit.
5. You are running so damn hard that your getting sweat in your eye, skidmarks in your shorts, and your balls have shrunk to the size of 2 shrivled lentils. IS THIS ANYWAY TO LIVE? Don't forget about the silver dollar blisters on the bottom of your feet.

...all in favor of giving up on training give a silent "Hell Ya" in your head.

To join the S.T.I.F.F.Y. all you have do is stop training. For a cool patch email STIFFY@stiffy.com
S-SCREW
T-TRAINING
I-ITS
F-FOR
F-FUCKED-UP
Y-YAHOOS
Join the STIFFY alliance today, the only thing you will regret is your weight, cholesteral, and your inibility to walk up stairs without an inhaler.